Fed Chair Janet Yellen Wore Same Dress Twice, Upsetting Local Idiot

BREAKING: Federal Reserve Chairwoman Janet Yellen, one of the most powerful women in the world, sometimes reuses clothing. This is News, according to a writer for a prominent Washington DC blog that normally covers stuff of importance like "laws" and "government" and "men who wear the same fucking outfits like every… » 11/14/13 6:40pm 11/14/13 6:40pm

Janet Yellen Will Be the First Female Chair of the Federal Reserve

After months of bullshit, Janet Yellen is getting her job. The New York Times reports that she'll definitely be nominated at 3 pm Wednesday by President Obama, who was previously said to be more comfortable with the delightful Larry Summers. Yellen is currently Vice Chair and will be the first female chair of the… » 10/09/13 12:10pm 10/09/13 12:10pm

Larry Summers Out as Fed Chair: So What's Next for Janet Yellen?

On Sunday, Larry Summers withdrew his name from consideration for Federal Reserve chairman after weeks of speculation and controversy that he would be chosen over Janet Yellen for a position many said he'd be a horrible, sexist fit for. But now that Summers is out, what does that mean for Yellen, who could be named… » 9/16/13 12:30pm 9/16/13 12:30pm

Sexist Dingbat Larry Summers Might Be the Next Federal Reserve Chair

Lawrence "Larry" Summers is the front-runner to succeed Ben Bernanke as chairman of the Federal Reserve when he steps down in January, even though Janet Yellen is more qualified — and doesn't think women are bad at math because they have puny ladybrains and selfishly choose to stay home and raise children. Why?… » 7/24/13 5:30pm 7/24/13 5:30pm