Kylie Jenner and Tyga Are Secretly Engaged
It’s been an exciting six weeks for Kylie Jenner. First it was Kylie Jenner’s public affair with
marijuana
fried chicken, then the painful acknowledgment that her lips were made of laboratory substances, and then a very special episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians where her family wondered if Tyga has too much…
Attention: Janet Jackson Went Outside
Janet Jackson stepped out from her diamond-laden, gold-dipped (I assume ... ) mansion with her husband Arab businessman Wissam Al Mana over the weekend. Paparazzi made sure they were at the Vogue Fashion Dubai Experience to catch the real elusive chanteuse in action, since she's hasn't been seen publicly since 2013's…
Janet Jackson's Nipple: A Retrospective
This week's Super Bowl is the tenth anniversary of the legendary "wardrobe malfunction" that exposed Janet Jackson's right nipple to the world. The story carries implications far beyond the Super Bowl. Janet Jackson's nipple—or, more broadly, the criminalization of female nudity (and our culture's animosity…
Janet Jackson Quit Showbiz and Converted To Islam, I Guess
As Janet Jackson herself predicted in 2001: Maybe we'll meet at a bar / He'll drive a funky car / Maybe he'll be a Qatari-born retail billionaire / And I'll convert to Islam. Sure enough, rumor has it that Jackson has retired from show business for good and adopted the religion of her husband Wissam al-Mana, who she…
Kim Kardashian's New More Private Life Includes Nude Mag Covers
A few days ago, Kim Kardashian said that what she got most from her relationship with Kanye West was an appreciation of privacy. The new cover of French fashion mag L'Officiel Hommes features Kimye's idea of what "privacy" is, whose definition clearly got switched to "maybe fucking on a magazine cover" in the Oxford…
Jennifer Lawrence Flips Off the Press Room and More Gossip from the Oscars
While you were staggering home in a prosecco haze, celebrities were still out partying, and here's some post-Oscar nuggets for you to munch on. Okay, so yeah, Jennifer Lawrence fell down on her way to collect her Best Actress Oscar. We can perhaps attribute this to her previous confession that she was planning to get …
Kate Winslet Secretly Got Married Yesterday, Is Officially Mrs. Rocknroll
Kate Winslet loves Ned Rocknroll, so put another dime in the jukebox, baby. Ugrghhhhh, that sucked, but all the good puns were taken! Mr. and Mrs. Winslet-Rocknroll—who have been engaged since the summer and already share a $3 million house in the English countryside—got married in at top-secret ceremony in New York,…
Taylor Swift Cheats on a Kennedy With a Schwarzenegger
This is probably, prrrrrobably not true, but feelings-haver Taylor Swift may have made an enemy of Camelot by attempting to collect Kennedy boys like Pokémon. Apparently Tay-Tay made out with Patrick Schwarzenegger at a family event she attended with her boyfriend Conor Kennedy, and the whole clan except Conor is…
Katy Perry Mourns The Death Of Troubled Ex-Boyfriend Johnny Lewis
The tale of Johnny Lewis, the Sons of Anarchy actor who fell to his death in Los Feliz after murdering his elderly landlord, just keeps getting sadder and crazier. His father Michael was in one of the highest ranks of Scientology, and it's come out that the younger Lewis was trying to kick a serious drug addiction…
A Guide to Understanding the Jackson Family Feud (Sort of)
If we had a dime for every time someone said, "What the fuck?" in regards to any member of the Jackson family, we could probably afford to buy the Elephant Man's bones. But the family has always stuck together through the highs and lows, no matter how bizarre, over the past 40 years — from Janet's secret marriages to…
Kristen Stewart Cheats on Vampire Boyfriend With Married Human Father of Two
Lo, and birds will fall dead from the sky, fish will float dead to the surface of the ocean and the email service on your smartphone will cease to work for approximately 10 minutes, for Kristen Stewart has allegedly cheated on Robert Pattinson with her Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders. The…
Christian Bale Visits Aurora Shooting Victims
For days, a Facebook campaign has been asking Dark Knight Rises star Christian Bale to visit the Aurora shooting victims in the wake of last Friday's massacre ("I propose we should make enough noise asking Christian Bale to visit these kids in the hospital dressed in the real Batman outfit. They need to know Heroes…

