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bananaprincess
01/31/09

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Naturally Madonna got what she wanted, she' Madonna !
But good for Guy- I think siblings have a very close bond. And what's a plane fare to these people?
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andromache
01/31/09

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WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE WHO FIGHT DOGS??!?!?!?! I am not a religious person at all, but I do believe that dog fights are pure evil. People who fight dogs are evidence that Evil is real. (obviously there are other people who are evil too, but this really really effing bothers me)

I've been known to make remarks at work about people fighting and breeding their dogs, like, right to their idiotic faces. I don't fucking care if it means they never come back and we "lost a customer." Fuck that shit. I am NOT taking money from some asshole who thinks it's cool to cut off his dog's ears and force her to breed on a rape rack so he can make money off little puppies who will be raised to fight, who might be left to die because they aren't "right" for fighting, who could be used as bait for other dogs. Oh. My. God. I fucking hate these people so much and I really, really hope they all get what they deserve. [/rant]
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spryte
01/31/09

@andromache hugs trees: Totally agree. It's disgusting and frightening and so so awful to me - I do not and will not ever understand how people can treat animals that way. To me, that's a sign of someone with no conscience...a sociopath of sorts. And I absolutely believe that anyone who would be willing and able to treat an animal that horribly and that cruelly would also be willing to do the same to a person.
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rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
01/31/09

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Doesn't someone having copied from Sarah Silverman's show require that someone have watched it?
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ImproperDancing
01/31/09

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Oh Pete Wentz...

Where you're trying make and insightful statement you should try to avoid the words "bummer" and "man".

Maybe this is why people think you're a d-bag?

He really had me until "bummer"...
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swimmingly
01/31/09

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I think that people who hold dog fights should get eaten by dogs. I'm just saying.
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PrettyPrettyPrincess
01/31/09

@swimmingly: Seconded.
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BlondeGoddess
01/31/09

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People are acting if Jessica Simpson is the size of a truck these days. In my eyes, she's still petite.
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PrettyPrettyPrincess
01/31/09

@BlondeGoddess: I think she looks GORGEOUS. I don't know WHAT size she is but she looks like she's been getting some good loving.
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par3
01/31/09

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dmx held dogfights in his BASEMENT. how can you sleep atop evil and wear a cross around your neck. this makes me dangerously angry.... don't touch the dogs...just...don't.
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Jack_Burton
01/31/09

@par3: Looks like he's going to get to watch the game tomorrow...

[www.azcentral.com]

I went in about this time last year and it was pretty cold at night (low 40's in the tents). The blanket's nearly useless, I had longjohns, wool socks, and sweats on. One night/week, the incinerator from the Animal Control complex nearby runs for a few hours, and everything smells like "burnt death." If the wind comes from the other direction, you smell Phoenix's main landfill, which is a 1/4-mile away.

More info on Tent City, and jails in general, from a guy that spent 2 years inside the same system that DMX is in now:

[jonsjailjournal.blogspot.com]

Arizona has a $1.6 billion deficit, due in part to lawsuits arising from injury, mistreatment, and death under Arpaio's tenure.
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ObtuseIntolerant
01/31/09

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LOL, oh my, but Robert Pattinson takes himself seriously, doesn't he?
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raesanni
01/31/09

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Is it not hypocritical for Jessica Simpson and her defenders to be upset with magazines when they call her "big" if she once embraced them warmly when they wanted to photograph her size 2 frame? It sounds like Tyra Banks style hypocrisy to me. Apparently it's ok to make money off the way your body looks when you're thin and the press likes you by selling images of "perfection", but all of a sudden the game has to change because the magazines respond negatively to some weight gain. If someone's gonna take a stand against the judgment of women's bodies in magazines (which, my goodness they should have done so YEARS ago), I'd rather that someone not be a woman who has been herself the model of false perfection on the covers of those rags.
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kate!
01/31/09

@raysanni: i totally agree with you. didn't you find the "defenders" statements to sounds a little backhanded? no one said she's beautiful. they all said some version of "she should be happy with herself". i don't think she's the problem.
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PrettyPrettyPrincess
01/31/09

@kate!: I think she looks lovely at this weight. She has definitely benefited from her former Barbie doll image but good for her if she is ready to move past it - although I have to imagine that all the attacks analysis of her weight, and (as you said) back-handed defenses of her might drive her to do a weight-loss cover on US Weekly next month (yes I am looking at you J love hewiit, little miss i love my curves but going to diet them off next month after all the criticism).

Jessica's just got a bit of domestic spread going from all the dinner dates with Tony Romo. She's fine! Don't sweat the haters, Jessica!
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vanka-vstanka
01/31/09

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Robert Pattinson, stop. YOU'RE RUINING IT.
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NefariousNewt
01/31/09

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Pete Wentz: kudos for saying something intelligent for a change.

Robert Pattinson: get over yourself. You're not Marlon Brando or Paul Newman.

Guy Richie: thank you for being reasonable.

Earl Simmons: Don't drop the soap.

Val Kilmer: still very cool, and very underrated as an actor, thanks to all the crapy stuff he's done.
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Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
01/31/09

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Robbert Pattison is living proof of the phrase "Boys are like lava lamps. Pretty to look at but not very bright"
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Samanthrax
01/31/09

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That Sarah Silverman 'joke' is not only not funny (to moi) but also unoriginal.
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Ratinski
01/31/09

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If no underwear are thrown on stage at a Tom Jones concert, is it still a Tom Jones concert?
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tscheese
01/31/09

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Horrrrrrrrrrtense, I love the bit about not scarrrrrring your doggggg.

I always find it kind of hilarious when our fuzzy household friends wonder why we're talking so weird. I'll sometimes talk to my parents' cats with the most crazy voices, and they'll be like "WHAT!? WHO ARE YOU!?"
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Kivrin
01/31/09

@tscheese: One of the only good things about my aging dog going deaf last year: I talk to her in ridiculous voices ALL THE TIME and she doesn't even know, mwahahaaaa!

Also, she no longer freaks out when the pizza guy knocks on the door. :)
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Green Goth Brit Chick - AlternatEve
02/03/09

@Kivrin: Fiance's parents had an odd Bonfire Night this time around, because the dog's gone deaf and isn't scared of the bangs any more, he gets really excited by all the colours and begs to go outside.

I'm kinda pleased it doesn't freak him out now.
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