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    James Lipton Teaches Teens To Think Before They Text

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    Image of lafleur lafleur
    12/02/09

    In reply to James Lipton Teaches Teens To Think Before They Text
    The print ads are insanely good, too. This whole campaign is a copywriter's wet dream.
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    Image of snappletree snappletree
    12/02/09

    @lafleur: Side note: Perhaps this kid wouldn't have to be so worried about dying a virgin if he didn't have NSync-era-Justin Timberlake hair. Give it a ponder.
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    lafleur promoted this comment Edited by snappletree at 12/02/09 6:03 PM snappletree was starred snappletree was unstarred
    Image of Ms Meghan Ms Meghan
    12/02/09

    In reply to James Lipton Teaches Teens To Think Before They Text
    These made me laugh so hard I cried. James Lipton is the shit.
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    Image of foolish-rain foolish-rain
    12/02/09

    In reply to James Lipton Teaches Teens To Think Before They Text
    These are hilarious!

    But I can hear the teens I know: "Hey, isn't that the guy great-grandma used to watch before she died? Didn't he interview all those old actors? Isn't he dead too?"

    Might reach the kids if made with Chuck Norris...
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/02/09

    In reply to James Lipton Teaches Teens To Think Before They Text
    What an unexpected display of gravitas.
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    Image of Alessar Alessar
    12/02/09

    In reply to James Lipton Teaches Teens To Think Before They Text
    The Meow! one was by far the funniest! ^_^
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    Image of Twerpsichore Twerpsichore
    12/02/09

    @Alessar: His imitation catfight was so Method!
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    Image of randomnessish randomnessish
    12/02/09

    In reply to James Lipton Teaches Teens To Think Before They Text
    James Lipton = amazing. He's got that self parody shit DOWN. This is almost as good as when he was the Warden in Arrested Development.
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    Image of lisas lisas
    12/02/09

    In reply to James Lipton Teaches Teens To Think Before They Text
    What's the female equivalent of stroky-beard wisdom? I'm trying to think of something from the Golden Girls, all that's leaping to mind is that old lady hair-pat.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    12/02/09

    @lisas: Stroking a string of pearls?
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    Image of Friday Friday
    12/02/09

    @lisas: Please. I stroke my nonexistant beard all the damn time.
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    Image of lisas lisas
    12/02/09

    @Friday: Oh me too, don't get me wrong. I also villainously twirl my nonexistent mustache.

    Anyone know any wise old ladies?
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    Image of not_zooey not_zooey
    12/02/09

    @lisas: If they have glasses: taking them off and biting the end.
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    Image of anteup anteup
    12/02/09

    @not_zooey: Then take them off dramatically after they've come up with a solution.
    YEEEAAHHH
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    Ms Meghan promoted this comment anteup was starred anteup was unstarred
    Image of VirginiaDentata VirginiaDentata
    12/02/09

    @lisas: What's the female equivalent of stroky-beard wisdom? Cheesecake, chewed thoughtfully.
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    Image of hughman hughman
    12/02/09

    In reply to James Lipton Teaches Teens To Think Before They Text
    the first one i thought "why is james lipton in a girl's room with teen jesus?"
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/02/09

    @hughman: I was right there with you.
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    12/02/09

    In reply to James Lipton Teaches Teens To Think Before They Text
    Kudos to all involved in those commercials for actually making it through them with a straight face (I realize it probably took multiple times, but that they could do it at all is amazing). Especially when he talks about junk and nuts.
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    Image of hovy hovy
    12/02/09

    In reply to James Lipton Teaches Teens To Think Before They Text
    Beard sharing? I remember when we used to call that sort of thing "key parties" back in the 70s and Republican national conventions in the 80s.
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    Image of OneTwoPunch OneTwoPunch
    12/02/09

    In reply to James Lipton Teaches Teens To Think Before They Text
    Wow. These RULE. Hard! Kudos to the Don Draper exec who dreamt them up.

    I also agree with the sentiments expressed, too! "Decided NOT to send a picture of his junk!" Words to live by Lipton. Woe to every future Miss Universe winner and/or Senator who had not been enlightened by such thoughts (ahem boob pics cough sex tape cough).
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    Edited by OneTwoPunch at 12/02/09 12:51 PM OneTwoPunch was starred OneTwoPunch was unstarred
    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    12/02/09

    In reply to James Lipton Teaches Teens To Think Before They Text
    Whoa, that Carlos kid has a really thick head of hair. I'm jealous, it looks very luxurious.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    12/02/09

    In reply to James Lipton Teaches Teens To Think Before They Text
    James Lipton is oven-mitt hot.
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    Image of JLady JLady
    12/02/09

    In reply to James Lipton Teaches Teens To Think Before They Text
    After watching four of these in a row, "give it a ponder" will be stuck in my head for the rest of the day. And I will probably ponder before I do everything: get on the subway, cross the street, wash my dishes, etc.
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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    12/02/09

    In reply to James Lipton Teaches Teens To Think Before They Text
    The typo in the first line actually makes this funnier.
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