From Here to Eternity, the 1951 James Jones novel that gave birth to the classic 1953 film, may be best known today for its iconic rolling-in-the-surf love scene. But if the unexpurgated version had been published, we're guessing Frank Sinatra would never have signed on.
- Hey, remember how we were going to, like, tax oil companies more and stuff? Yeah, not gonna happen anytime soon. [Washington Post]
- But, hey, monkeys can fish! So, as long as we don't eat all the fish or kill all the monkeys before we drive ourselves into extinction, they can totes rule the world later. [AP]
- Yes, that…