In today's Tweet Beat, somebody release Lil Wayne's creativity, James Deen offers some sharp commentary and Madonna, *sigh*.

Luckily for the us, Farrah Abraham didn't realize that a show involving group therapy would eventually expose her half-cocked scheme regarding her "leaked sex tape."

In today's Tweet Beat, Tyler Shields has thoughts about rich kids and fame, Gabourey Sidibe wears a bra and James Deen watches Clueless.

If you're like porn producer WoodRocket.com, you looked at the infamously unnecessary sexual HBO fantasy series Game of Thrones and thought, "Hm, I think this could use a bit more intercourse, actually."

Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham is doing some press right now promoting god knows what and during one interview with the Miami NewTimes, she was asked about whether or not she was a feminist. Abraham's response revealed a rare moment of true vulnerability and enlightenment not usually documented through the mass media.

At the risk of sounding like a 16-year-old with a NSFW tumblr, James Deen is totally dreamy. He has been called the Ryan Gosling of porn, he has his own adorable cooking show, and he wants to hold your hand if you are reading this.

The very articulate, very funny on Twitter and very much girlfriend of James Deen (even if she won't say it outright) porn star Stoya has given an extensive interview to Bijan Stephen at The Awl about sex, sex and more sex. That is her job, after all.

Julia Roberts' half-sister Nancy Motes, who weighed 300 pounds before undergoing gastric bypass surgery in 2010, says that her relationship with Julia has been testy since Motes was in her teens and Roberts broke into stardom after Pretty Woman. Apparently Roberts would not let Motes forget that she was a Fat Woman.

Lindsay Lohan was a no-show at the premiere of The Canyons, but James Deen was there, and he found it very hard to watch himself on screen. In fact, he couldn't really watch at all.

Right up front, I want to make it clear that I was rooting for The Canyons. I want Lohan to be okay! James Deen is compelling, as human beings go! Paul Schrader! Taxi Driver! Bret Easton Eeuuuuugghhhh...uhhhmmm...a fourth thing! So it is with no preconceived grudge whatsoever that I must inform you that…

Actually, there's no fucking involved, but it is adorable — and actually maybe somewhat delicious? Or, appealingly disgusting. I don't know, it's a sexy dude making food — could you ask for anything more?*

Though we've gotten a few glimpses of the torrid love affair between Lindsay Lohan and James Deen in their sure-to-be-a-cult-classic film The Canyons, the latest trailer for the movie prompts me to say that August 2 just cannot come fast enough. Will it better to see it on Video On Demand, in the privacy of your own…

I promise we will stop talking about this soonish, you guys. After "careful consideration" from Ballantine Books, the publication of Paula Deen's upcoming cookbook Paula Deen's New Testament: 250 Favorite Recipes, All Lightened Up — currently #1 in cookbooks and #18 overall on Amazon — has been cancelled, along with…

It seems like everyone who binged on Arrested Development's Season 4 the moment it hit Netflix (i.e. the entire Internet) has been sipping on some hot ham water and talking about how different Portia De Rossi's face looks on the show. As is often the case in these situations, plastic surgeons were called upon to…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we send Kristine Gutierrez to the newsstand to buy the hot-off-the-presses new issues of In Touch, Life & Style, Ok!, Us and Star. This week, Kim is eloping with Kanye even though he is gay; Katie Holmes' spine makes news; and Teen Mom turned porn sensation Farrah Abraham…

Match.com enthusiast Martha Stewart cannot, for the life of her, remember why she didn't try to go down to Pound Town back in her days as a preppy young thing who worked at a pastry shop outside a Ralph Lauren store in Connecticut and occasionally sold Hubbell Gardner scones or whatever. Lady, I feel THAT.

So...you know how Farrah Abraham made that "sex tape" that was totally not a porno even though it literally starred acclaimed porno actor James Deen and depicted Deen porno-ing Abraham with his porno-johnson? Well. It appears that Abraham's mother is none too pleased with the situation. She has "religious beliefs,"…

Have you been following OG Teen Mom Farrah Abraham's entrée into pornography? TMZ has been giving the entire debacle up-to-the-minute, daily coverage for a week, so much so that you'd think they had a financial stake in this mess. In their most recent post on the issue they reached a new low, even by their…

IT'S ALL HAPPENING. Beyoncé launched her Mrs. Carter World Tour in Belgrade, Serbia, wearing what can best be described as an R. Crumb illustration of an outfit.

Bet you did Nazi this coming! Publicists/the fates diced and soaked locally-sourced ingredients for a gazpacho of Internet greatness when Justin Bieber stopped by Amsterdam's Anne Frank House on his European tour. He wrote in the museum guestbook: