Porn Industry Loses Appeal Against Mandatory Condom Law 

On Monday, the adult entertainment industry lost its appeal against Los Angeles County's controversial "Measure B," a referendum passed in 2012 requiring actors in the pornographic films to wear condoms. Vivid Entertainment, Califa Productions and others tried to argue that the measure violated their First Amendment… » 12/16/14 12:45pm 12/16/14 12:45pm

This One Time: My Amateur Porn Date With James Deen

I made a porn. Well I shot two scenes but porn by any other name is still somebody fucking on camera. Have I always wanted to film a porn? No. I use porn sparingly and only when absolutely necessary. What I'm saying here is when I can't cum I watch a porn. Most of the time I nerd out by reading some sort of erotic… » 11/01/13 2:10pm 11/01/13 2:10pm

Farrah Abraham Gets the Whole Feminism-Lesbian Thing

Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham is doing some press right now promoting god knows what and during one interview with the Miami NewTimes, she was asked about whether or not she was a feminist. Abraham's response revealed a rare moment of true vulnerability and enlightenment not usually documented through the mass media. » 9/03/13 2:40pm 9/03/13 2:40pm

Julia Roberts Is a Real Dick To Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister

Julia Roberts' half-sister Nancy Motes, who weighed 300 pounds before undergoing gastric bypass surgery in 2010, says that her relationship with Julia has been testy since Motes was in her teens and Roberts broke into stardom after Pretty Woman. Apparently Roberts would not let Motes forget that she was a Fat Woman. » 8/10/13 11:30am 8/10/13 11:30am

The Canyons Is a Five Hour Slow-Motion Reel of White Dudes Jacking Off

Right up front, I want to make it clear that I was rooting for The Canyons. I want Lohan to be okay! James Deen is compelling, as human beings go! Paul Schrader! Taxi Driver! Bret Easton Eeuuuuugghhhh...uhhhmmm...a fourth thing! So it is with no preconceived grudge whatsoever that I must inform you that… » 8/05/13 3:40pm 8/05/13 3:40pm

Rejoice, for Lindsay Lohan's The Canyons Trailer Has Arrived

Though we've gotten a few glimpses of the torrid love affair between Lindsay Lohan and James Deen in their sure-to-be-a-cult-classic film The Canyons, the latest trailer for the movie prompts me to say that August 2 just cannot come fast enough. Will it better to see it on Video On Demand, in the privacy of your own… » 7/11/13 10:00am 7/11/13 10:00am

Upcoming (And Likely Bestseller) Paula Deen Cookbook Has Been Axed

I promise we will stop talking about this soonish, you guys. After "careful consideration" from Ballantine Books, the publication of Paula Deen's upcoming cookbook Paula Deen's New Testament: 250 Favorite Recipes, All Lightened Up — currently #1 in cookbooks and #18 overall on Amazon — has been cancelled, along with… » 6/29/13 11:30am 6/29/13 11:30am

Lindsay Bluth's Face Overshadows Arrested Development Comeback

It seems like everyone who binged on Arrested Development's Season 4 the moment it hit Netflix (i.e. the entire Internet) has been sipping on some hot ham water and talking about how different Portia De Rossi's face looks on the show. As is often the case in these situations, plastic surgeons were called upon to… » 5/30/13 9:00am 5/30/13 9:00am

This Week in Tabloids: Teen Mom Farrah Is One Delusional Bitch

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we send Kristine Gutierrez to the newsstand to buy the hot-off-the-presses new issues of In Touch, Life & Style, Ok!, Us and Star. This week, Kim is eloping with Kanye even though he is gay; Katie Holmes' spine makes news; and Teen Mom turned porn sensation Farrah Abraham says… » 5/15/13 3:45pm 5/15/13 3:45pm

Martha Stewart So Regrets Not Banging Paul Newman and Robert Redford

Match.com enthusiast Martha Stewart cannot, for the life of her, remember why she didn't try to go down to Pound Town back in her days as a preppy young thing who worked at a pastry shop outside a Ralph Lauren store in Connecticut and occasionally sold Hubbell Gardner scones or whatever. Lady, I feel THAT. » 5/07/13 9:00am 5/07/13 9:00am

Farrah Abraham's Mom Kicked Her Out Because of James Deen's Evil Penis

So...you know how Farrah Abraham made that "sex tape" that was totally not a porno even though it literally starred acclaimed porno actor James Deen and depicted Deen porno-ing Abraham with his porno-johnson? Well. It appears that Abraham's mother is none too pleased with the situation. She has "religious beliefs,"… » 4/17/13 8:20pm 4/17/13 8:20pm

TMZ Reaches New Low, Jokes About the Size of 'Teen Mom' Star's Vagina

Have you been following OG Teen Mom Farrah Abraham's entrée into pornography? TMZ has been giving the entire debacle up-to-the-minute, daily coverage for a week, so much so that you'd think they had a financial stake in this mess. In their most recent post on the issue they reached a new low, even by their… » 4/16/13 6:20pm 4/16/13 6:20pm