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There's No Female Bond Because Women Don't Ever Just Bang Someone For The Fun Of It, Doy

Just in time for the release of Skyfall, there's a lengthy piece on Hollywod.com about the lack of female Bond figures, short of a few facsimiles who hardly stand the same test of time: Sydney Bristow from Alias, say, and damn near every Angelina Jolie franchise. Two primary issues are cited as the roadblocks between…

Cee Lo Is Definitely Not a Sex Criminal, Says Some Lady Who Has No Idea Whether or Not Cee-Lo Is a Sex Criminal

I mean, believe me, lady. We're all hoping that Cee Lo does not turn out to be a sex criminal, so that he can go on being a 400% lovable Weeble person cranking out hilarious nonstop jams. BUT. I'm not sure your position as "eliminated former Voice contestant" qualifies you to soothsay about criminal penis activity. Of…