Why Peter Davison is Wrong About a Female Doctor

Time Lord #5 has recently given an interview saying the Doctor should never be a woman, which is a bit confusing. Prior to Peter Capaldi being named the 12th Doctor, there was a huge, raging, nasty debate about whether or not 12 should mark a change in the 50-year run of white dudes playing the time- and… » 11/03/13 4:27pm 11/03/13 4:27pm

Kim Kardashian Rushed to Hospital During Miscarriage Scare

Kim Kardashian was rushed to an L.A. hospital in tears on Tuesday night after she felt something had gone awry with The (Second) Most Important Baby of Our Time, shortly after she got off a plane from Paris. (She was seeing a Givenchy show with Kanye West.) She's fine, fortunately, and was sent home the following day… » 3/07/13 9:00am 3/07/13 9:00am

Yet Another Sad Dude Pines for the Days When James Bond Had a ‘Thinking…

Remember when a micro-violin had to be specially made and tuned to assuage Washington Post columnist Richard Coen's anxiety about how James Bond's screen evolution from slack-limbed inebriate to P90X infomercial model meant that cantankerous old lechers like Richard Coen might no longer be able to impress attractive… » 3/03/13 3:30pm 3/03/13 3:30pm

There's No Female Bond Because Women Don't Ever Just Bang Someone For…

Just in time for the release of Skyfall, there's a lengthy piece on Hollywod.com about the lack of female Bond figures, short of a few facsimiles who hardly stand the same test of time: Sydney Bristow from Alias, say, and damn near every Angelina Jolie franchise. Two primary issues are cited as the roadblocks between… » 11/10/12 1:30pm 11/10/12 1:30pm

Cee Lo Is Definitely Not a Sex Criminal, Says Some Lady Who Has No Idea…

I mean, believe me, lady. We're all hoping that Cee Lo does not turn out to be a sex criminal, so that he can go on being a 400% lovable Weeble person cranking out hilarious nonstop jams. BUT. I'm not sure your position as "eliminated former Voice contestant" qualifies you to soothsay about criminal penis activity. Of… » 11/08/12 8:25pm 11/08/12 8:25pm

James Bond Was Cool, But There Were Hot Messes at the Skyfall Premiere

Last night at the Tate Modern in London, the Royal World Premiere of Skyfall took place. British red carpets are rather amusing: Prince Charles and Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall were rubbing shoulders with former Page Three gal Kelly Brook and tacky heiress Tamara Ecclestone. Most of the luminaries on hand looked… » 10/24/12 5:30pm 10/24/12 5:30pm

Did You Know That Diane Keaton Was Once a Bond Girl?

In an alternate universe in which maybe the SLIDING DOORS of a subway car closed in Woody Allen's face and he didn't get to meet Diane Keaton in quite the same way and therefore never worked with her and so instead she picked up some work in a Bond movie, setting off a chain reaction in that alternate universe whereby… » 10/07/12 6:00pm 10/07/12 6:00pm

James Bond Attempts to Make Beer Thrilling and Sexy

Skyfall hits theaters in November, and dashing Daniel Craig is back as James Bond. But this time, thanks to some misguided demographic target marketing, instead of throwing back martinis, Bond drinks beer. Specifically Heineken, which, you know, is European, at least? But still. It might be realistic for a sexy spy… » 9/21/12 1:00pm 9/21/12 1:00pm

Queen Elizabeth Parachutes into the Olympics and the World Giggles with…

If somebody took a time machine back to 1946 and told King George VI that one day his daughter would take part in a stunt that made it appear as if she was jumping out of a helicopter and that this would be hailed in the media as a turning point in the British monarchy's uphill effort to rebrand itself as "hip," he… » 7/29/12 4:30pm 7/29/12 4:30pm

Get Ready to Find Out What James Bond Smells Like

The new James Bond 007 fragrance debuts at Harrods next month, coinciding with the 50th anniversary of the James Bond film franchise, and release of the 23rd Bond film, Skyfall (which hits theaters in the US in November). Because nothing says "secret spy" like having your agency code number on a fragrance bottle. So,… » 7/27/12 11:42am 7/27/12 11:42am