Why Peter Davison is Wrong About a Female Doctor

Time Lord #5 has recently given an interview saying the Doctor should never be a woman, which is a bit confusing. Prior to Peter Capaldi being named the 12th Doctor, there was a huge, raging, nasty debate about whether or not 12 should mark a change in the 50-year run of white dudes playing the time- and… »11/03/13 4:27pm11/03/13 4:27pm

Kim Kardashian Rushed to Hospital During Miscarriage Scare

Kim Kardashian was rushed to an L.A. hospital in tears on Tuesday night after she felt something had gone awry with The (Second) Most Important Baby of Our Time, shortly after she got off a plane from Paris. (She was seeing a Givenchy show with Kanye West.) She's fine, fortunately, and was sent home the following day… »3/07/13 9:00am3/07/13 9:00am

Yet Another Sad Dude Pines for the Days When James Bond Had a ‘Thinking Man’s’ Body

Remember when a micro-violin had to be specially made and tuned to assuage Washington Post columnist Richard Coen's anxiety about how James Bond's screen evolution from slack-limbed inebriate to P90X infomercial model meant that cantankerous old lechers like Richard Coen might no longer be able to impress attractive… »3/03/13 3:30pm3/03/13 3:30pm

There's No Female Bond Because Women Don't Ever Just Bang Someone For The Fun Of It, Doy

Just in time for the release of Skyfall, there's a lengthy piece on Hollywod.com about the lack of female Bond figures, short of a few facsimiles who hardly stand the same test of time: Sydney Bristow from Alias, say, and damn near every Angelina Jolie franchise. Two primary issues are cited as the roadblocks between… »11/10/12 1:30pm11/10/12 1:30pm

Cee Lo Is Definitely Not a Sex Criminal, Says Some Lady Who Has No Idea Whether or Not Cee-Lo Is a Sex Criminal

I mean, believe me, lady. We're all hoping that Cee Lo does not turn out to be a sex criminal, so that he can go on being a 400% lovable Weeble person cranking out hilarious nonstop jams. BUT. I'm not sure your position as "eliminated former Voice contestant" qualifies you to soothsay about criminal penis activity. Of… »11/08/12 8:25pm11/08/12 8:25pm

James Bond Was Cool, But There Were Hot Messes at the Skyfall Premiere

Last night at the Tate Modern in London, the Royal World Premiere of Skyfall took place. British red carpets are rather amusing: Prince Charles and Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall were rubbing shoulders with former Page Three gal Kelly Brook and tacky heiress Tamara Ecclestone. Most of the luminaries on hand looked… »10/24/12 5:30pm10/24/12 5:30pm