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    Brace Yourselves

    Jamaican Me Crazy

    "Daggering" Trend Is Breaking Jamaican Dicks

    Jamaican Sprinter Shelly Ann Fraser Wins Gold, Jumps For Joy

    Is It True That "The Whiter You Are The More Successful You Will Be"?
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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    08/18/09

    In reply to Brace Yourselves
    I just looked at her other Snap Judgment:

    8/17 is Shelly-Ann's lucky day

    8/18 = Shelly-Ann Fraser Day on Jezebel

    I can dig that.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    08/18/09

    In reply to Brace Yourselves
    There must be a cute boy around because that is the start of a bend and snap.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    08/18/09

    In reply to Brace Yourselves
    Skip, skip, skip to my lou.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    07/10/09

    In reply to Jamaican Me Crazy
    I should first be jealous of her achievement, b/c she is winning every sprint in sight this season, yes? But I am jealous of her nails. I am shallow.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    07/10/09

    In reply to Jamaican Me Crazy
    Now I have OMC's "How Bizarre" in my head...now you do too! HA!
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    07/10/09

    @CurtCole: Ooh baby, (ooh baby)
    Jamaican me crazy, (Jamaican me crazy)
    Everytime I look around
    Look around
    Everytime I look around
    Everytime I look around
    Everytime I look around
    It's in my face
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    Image of thesciencegirl thesciencegirl
    07/10/09

    @CurtCole: AHHHHH STOP! I loathe that song.
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    Image of momentsofabsurdity momentsofabsurdity
    07/10/09

    @CurtCole: It's stuck in my head too and I have a picture from a movie or a TV show where someone is singing it in my head and I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT MOVIE. God that's annoying.
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    07/10/09

    @CurtCole: That song makes me want to become back-up singer. Those hot sluts get the best lines in every song.
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    Image of thesciencegirl thesciencegirl
    07/10/09

    In reply to Jamaican Me Crazy
    Cool Runnings!
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    Image of AJ AJ
    07/10/09

    @thesciencegirl: Feel the rhythm, feel the ride. Get on up, it's party time!
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    Image of momentsofabsurdity momentsofabsurdity
    07/10/09

    @thesciencegirl: Sanka! You dead?
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    Image of mariamariamaria mariamariamaria
    04/16/09

    In reply to "Daggering" Trend Is Breaking Jamaican Dicks
    I hate to sound like a jerk, but that's what you get for attempting to "ram it back in". How 'bout you carefully slip it back in and then resume pounding?
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    04/16/09

    In reply to "Daggering" Trend Is Breaking Jamaican Dicks
    Dude, if you're dumb enough to do it so hard your penis breaks, as a member of the gene pool, I thank you.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    04/16/09

    In reply to "Daggering" Trend Is Breaking Jamaican Dicks
    SuperCat sang about this almost 20 years ago (referenced by article):


    Stabbin' Cabin:

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    Image of clevernamehere clevernamehere
    04/16/09

    In reply to "Daggering" Trend Is Breaking Jamaican Dicks
    It is amazing the things people can be convinced are a good idea.


    Screwing in a dick breaking way cannot be much fun, yet some men and women are writing songs about it as the best thing ever because its what they think they should like.


    In some places, women are expected to chemically dry out their vaginas because wet vaginas are seen as a sign of promiscuity. That can't be fun for either person, yet men and women go along with it because they've been told them should.


    Our anatomy is designed so that sex should be pleasurable for both sexes, yet people keep messing with it.

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    Image of CharlotteTrampling CharlotteTrampling
    04/16/09

    In reply to "Daggering" Trend Is Breaking Jamaican Dicks
    meh, is it terrible that I have a terrible case of "dudes deserve it"?
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    Image of PhDork PhDork
    04/16/09

    @CharlotteTrampling: Slightly terrible, but I'm guilty too.
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    Image of chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
    04/16/09

    In reply to "Daggering" Trend Is Breaking Jamaican Dicks
    This happened to a friend of mine about five years ago. No weird sex, just girlfriend on top, slipping out, then coming down hard, and POP, and off to the ER pronto. It was a story he loved to tell because it would freak the furk out every guy in the room. You could see guys' faces go pale when he'd get to the words "swelled up, turned purple, bent at a funny angle" and so on.


    *shudder*

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    04/16/09

    @chritter: *furk? Yeah, you know what I meant... stupid keyboard... stupid no preview anymore...
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    Image of t-yo3 t-yo3
    04/16/09

    In reply to "Daggering" Trend Is Breaking Jamaican Dicks
    Also, daggering cannot beat the misogyny of

    ">"Kill the Bitch", which featured boasting about how much the woman in question loved and wanted (rough) sex, with a background of "sexy" moaning and an aggressive male voice saying repeatedly "Kill the Bitch". And this was a song performed by a teenage girl. I remember the first time I heard that in a dancehall at home, everybody around me just kind of stopped in shock because they couldn't believe it.

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    Image of t-yo3 t-yo3
    04/16/09

    @titilayo-yo-yo-yo: Whoops, link didn't work; the song is here:

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    Image of braak braak
    04/16/09

    In reply to "Daggering" Trend Is Breaking Jamaican Dicks
    OW, HOLY SHIT OW, FUCK OW!
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    Image of Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
    04/16/09

    In reply to "Daggering" Trend Is Breaking Jamaican Dicks
    This is one of those times I'm grateful to be a lesbian.
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