They're making a film adaptation of Into the Woods! Did you know that? Did I know that? This is the type of news item that I go out of my way to stay on top of. How could I not have known?
Prince Harry and Michelle Obama Host Swoony White House Teatime
Re-watch your VHS of the Oscar-winning Julia Stiles rom-com The Prince And Me, because Prince Harry is on our shores and hearts are motherfucking AFLUTTER. Michelle Obama and Jill Biden surprised their guests at a White House Mother's Day ceremony when the Royal Ginger Apparated in front of the crowd.
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi Still Don't Want Kids, But Thanks…
They've said it before, but naturally people keep asking them, so Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres will say it again. They are not having kids. Don't want them, don't need them, it'll be just the two of them and their adorable seasonal wardrobes. Thank you, come again.
Mario Batali Has a Serious Bro Crush on Jake Gyllenhaal
Did you know that today is National Spaghetti Day? Neither did my grandmother, and she's been making spaghetti since Giuseppe Garibaldi reunified Italy and promised spaghetti and meatballs for everyone. To celebrate National Spaghetti Day, Mario Batali had actor and amateur cook Jake Gyllenhaal on ABC's The Chew to…
Of Course Rihanna and Chris Brown Spent New Year's Eve in Bed Together
It's 2013! And yet, this is a very 2012 story: the Internet is feeling all Olivia Benson-on-Law & Order: SVU this morning after piecing together with the help of "forensic evidence" that Rihanna and Chris Brown spent the night together on New Year's Eve. By "forensic evidence" I mean Instagram pictures of them snoozing off…
No Doubt Does In Fact Exhibit Doubt About Offensive Native…
Not since Cher (and let's face it, Cher's fun—not to mention part Cherokee) have we seen quite this level of stereotypical camp when it comes to Native American imagery in a music video: No Doubt has just pulled the cowboys-and-Indian-themed video for their second single "Looking Hot" after YouTube commenters informed…
Tori Spelling Is in the Hospital Following Childbirth Complications
Donna Martin recuperates!!! Tori Spelling, 39, gave birth to her fourth child, Finn Davey McDermott, via C-section on August 30. She was rushed to the hospital Saturday and underwent emergency surgery for a complication related to her childbirth. She is still in the hospital but is reportedly "resting comfortably."
Naked Prince Harry's Royal Jewels Take World By Storm
The Ryan Lochte/Prince Harry Vegas bacchanal news continues, now with additional cavorting! Undoubtedly under the spell of jeah
Maggie Gyllenhaal Gives Birth to Brooklyn's Newest Celebrity Baby
This month is drawing to a close, and yet another celebrity has given birth before Jessica Simpson. This time it's Maggie Gyllenhaal who, along with hubby Peter Sarsgaard, has welcomed a brand new baby girl. She was born on April 19th, but they've only just gotten around to telling the world.
Is Oprah Secretly Planning to Get Married on TV in a Desperate Bid to…
Oprah has done some wild things for ratings in her time, but she may be about to out-Oprah Oprah. Rumor has it that she's asked her longtime partner, Stedman Graham, to marry her, so she can use the wedding to save her struggling network, OWN. So are we really going to be treated to Oprah's Big Fat Fake Wedding?
