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    Miley Cyrus Has Boobs; Trista Thinks Bachelor Jason Is One
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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    03/04/09

    In reply to Miley Cyrus Has Boobs; Trista Thinks Bachelor Jason Is One
    I want to add to my MA in art history by getting an MA in The Beatles. Excellent.


    Trista? No one cares what you think. STFU.

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    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    03/04/09

    In reply to Miley Cyrus Has Boobs; Trista Thinks Bachelor Jason Is One
    Hey, Liverpool Hope University, WHAT DO YOU CALL ME 250 PAGE THESIS ABOUT THE BEATLES??? Because I call it one HELL of a "serious academic study"!!!!!
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    Image of greeneyedfem greeneyedfem
    03/03/09

    In reply to Miley Cyrus Has Boobs; Trista Thinks Bachelor Jason Is One
    Also, Scarlett? I'm pretty sure Lauren Bacall was a brunette.



    Even in color.




    Does she even know who she's talking about?

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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    03/04/09

    @greeneyedfem: Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing. Maybe she means Lana Turner?
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    Image of hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE
    03/03/09

    In reply to Miley Cyrus Has Boobs; Trista Thinks Bachelor Jason Is One
    jeez, miley cyrus has boobs. glad i didn't have paparazzi following me around when i went jogging at sixteen. i may not have had much in the boob department, but i only wore a sports bra!
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    Image of megscissorhands megscissorhands
    03/03/09

    In reply to Miley Cyrus Has Boobs; Trista Thinks Bachelor Jason Is One
    Sorry to be a nitpicking asshole, Suge, but "1000%" makes no mathematical sense, unless you're one of the X-Men and can multiply yourself into ten people. Which you're not, so that would make YOU the asshole for saying this.
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    03/03/09

    @megscissorhands: Nah, I'm pretty sure he became an asshole even before he reached that point in the sentence. Though I will also say that I am very glad that he's not a mutant, because I suspect he would be one of the bad guys.
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    03/03/09

    In reply to Miley Cyrus Has Boobs; Trista Thinks Bachelor Jason Is One
    If Western society did not so fetishize women's mammary glands -- you know, those bits that evolved in order to feed our young? -- no one would give a rat's ass, a hoot, or any number of other things about the fact that the world now has photographic proof of a fact we have all known to be true all along: Miley Cyrus has breasts!


    Presumably, like Janet Jackson, she also has nipples. (I know!)


    I am far more concerned about the fact that the girl can't go jogging without her picture being taken.

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    Image of bloodflower bloodflower
    03/03/09

    @ellaesther: i know. and what about the grown men taking pictures of a 16 year old jogging?
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    03/03/09

    In reply to Miley Cyrus Has Boobs; Trista Thinks Bachelor Jason Is One
    No aggression, but ESPN and football???


    Has she not heard that domestic violence incident reports increase statistically immediately post-Super Bowl? Selita, you've lost me.

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    Image of gangey gangey
    03/03/09

    In reply to Miley Cyrus Has Boobs; Trista Thinks Bachelor Jason Is One
    Every time there is a post about Jaime Spears and his conservatorship and blah blah blah, I think "Why is Britney's little sister taking care of her? Doesn't she have a baby to worry about?" Every time. For some reason, my synapses refuse to form a pathway acknowledging the existence of Jaime Spears.


    This doesn't make me too upset, but still...

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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    03/03/09

    @gangey: Now, of course, you'll never forget. It will be Jamie Spears 24/7 all up in your synapses.
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    Image of gobblegirl gobblegirl
    03/03/09

    In reply to Miley Cyrus Has Boobs; Trista Thinks Bachelor Jason Is One
    Oh dear. Selita Ebanks and I are now officially competing for the same men. Someone should warn her, the poor girl. I guess I could send her my castoffs.
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    Image of BlondeGrlz BlondeGrlz
    03/03/09

    In reply to Miley Cyrus Has Boobs; Trista Thinks Bachelor Jason Is One
    You put the items on Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon next to each other on purpose, right? Just so I'd have that song stuck in my head all night?
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    03/03/09

    @BlondeGrlz: Oh no! I'm blaming you for putting this in my head as I hadn't put the two together until I read your comment! :D
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    Image of amowls amowls
    03/03/09

    In reply to Miley Cyrus Has Boobs; Trista Thinks Bachelor Jason Is One
    That story about Miley infuriates me.


    SHE IS 16 YEARS OLD. SIXTEEN YEAR OLDS HAVE TITS. GET THE FUCK OVER IT, AMERICA!

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    Image of DutchessOfDork DutchessOfDork
    03/03/09

    @amowls:

    LEAVE MILEY CYRUS ALONE!

    Honestly, the girl annoys me, but people need to get a grip. She's a young woman that should be able to make the same mistakes as other girls. I used to hike up my skirt from time to time, I just had the luxury of it not being blasted on tabloids.
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    03/03/09

    In reply to Miley Cyrus Has Boobs; Trista Thinks Bachelor Jason Is One
    Yeah, if I was a dude, that would totally suck, having an underwear model watch football with me. Jeez.
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    03/03/09

    In reply to Miley Cyrus Has Boobs; Trista Thinks Bachelor Jason Is One
    It wasn't the rumours of an appearance on Larry King or Oprah that made me realise that Jade Goody was famous all over the world, but the fact that Jezebel mentioned her for the first time last week. However I imagine that if she did do the interview with either Oprah or Larry it could literally kill her, as her already frail health has been in a sharp decline following the toll her wedding took on her a week ago.
    It really has become a death watch over in the UK, with the papers and magazines virtually counting down the days to her death.I have never witnessed anything quite like it in the UK before.
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    Image of Cutting Makes You Sexy Cutting Makes You Sexy
    03/03/09

    In reply to Miley Cyrus Has Boobs; Trista Thinks Bachelor Jason Is One
    Am I the only one who has a soft spot for Lily Allen and all of her nuttery-inducing-drunken-flashing-for-cheap-haircuts-threesomegrabbing-cocainecondoning-23yearold self?
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    Image of Scoithniamh Scoithniamh
    03/03/09

    @Cutting Makes You Sexy: No. Kind of love her.
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    Image of denna denna
    03/03/09

    @Cutting Makes You Sexy: Nope! I love her and her drunken hijinks. I love even more that she's unapologetic about it.
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    Image of BellaTricks BellaTricks
    03/03/09

    @Cutting Makes You Sexy: Nope. Total soft spot... still prefer Kate Nash though.
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    Image of GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
    03/03/09

    @Cutting Makes You Sexy: Ever since Katy Perry called herself a skinny version of Lily Allen, I've come to realize that I love the Lilster. Unfortunately, Perry's comments about how she is a heavier version of Amy Winehouse have done nothing to renew my affection for her.


    And I've always loved the blah/poppy/funn-ness of Allen's music. Kate Nash but be a little better, but I think Allen's personality makes up for it...

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    Image of EKane EKane
    03/03/09

    In reply to Miley Cyrus Has Boobs; Trista Thinks Bachelor Jason Is One
    Tuberculosis er... Tyra Banks needs to quit with Top Model while she's semi-ahead.

    I'm only saying this because the song in her commercial sucks, and next season she's going to top her token "special" model hopeful with a one legged little person iraq war veteran with diabetes or something.
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