It is a dark, dark day in the United Kingdom. Tom Hiddleston's sexy Jaguar ad which featured a spine-tingling Shakespeare recital was forever banished from their airwaves.

Not going to lie, this video is probably the closest any of us are ever going to get to a real-life sex date with Tom Hiddleston. So let's run with it, shall we?

[Jaguar cub! Photo by Emmanuel Keller, via Zooborns. More amazing images right here!]

In February 2009, Chris Devers took a picture of an old Jaguar, and posted it on his Flickr photostream. Yesterday, someone contacted Devers, writing: "This photo is on an outfit my wife bought at Baby Gap."

Oh, gosh, of course! So: the Ferraris are mainly red, the Jaguars are dark green, and the Porsches are black. This is what a lifetime of selling ties got Ralph Lifshitz.

[Jordan Zoo. Image via Zooborns]

[Tbilisi, February 10. Image via Getty.]

Amneville, France; October 14. Image via Getty]

[Athens, Greece; September 25. Image via AP.]