Lindsay Lohan to Dubai: Let's Read Together!
In today's Tweet Beat, Lindsay Lohan brings literacy to the people of Dubai, Ariana Grande tries to stir up drama between St. Paul and Chicago, and Jaden Smith gives really good advice.
Is Jaden Smith a Fifty Shades of Grey Fan?
In today's Tweet Beat, Jaden Smith is a fan, Big Bird joins Twitter and Terry Crews is a prince.
Here's Why Donald Glover, Hero Artist, Is My New Crush
Donald Glover might just be my new intellectual crush, guys. And not just because he was a writer on 30 Rock, is a Grammy nominated artist and has a new FX show called Atlanta on the way but rather he's just blowing up the idea of What It Means To Be Black while wearing a second-hand Hawaiian shirt.
Juicy J Mocks Don Lemon or Might Just Be High
In today's Tweet Beat, I'm fine with interpreting Juicy J's tweet either way, Adrian Grenier loves the dentist and Jaden Smith out Jaden Smiths himself.
Jaden Smith's iPhone Background Is... As You Might Expect
Jaden Smith hit the American Music Awards Sunday night in jeans and a kinda dirty sweatshirt, a fairly average ensemble for a 16-year-old. He flashed his iPhone as accessory: a close-up revealed that his wallpaper background appears to be a photograph of Jaden Smith with his head on fire, titled "FIRE." Never stop…
Willow Smith Is Releasing an App Like 'Jaden Experience'
In their quest to be the most durable humans on the planet, the Smith kids are taking over—your world and your mind. They can do whatever they want, and right now they feel like creating apps. On Tuesday, Jaden Smith released a cool mobile app called Jaden Experience, on which he loaded his new free album, CTV2. Soon,…
This Jaden and Willow Smith Interview Is Exactly As Weird As You Think
The offspring of Will and Jada Pinkett Smith sat down with T Magazine and gave exactly the interview you imagine they would give. Willow, age 14 and Jaden, age 16, both have new albums coming out, so they spoke with Su Wu to really drive home the fascinating strangeness and the general "are they for serious" feeling…
Jaden Smith Speaks His Own Language
In today's Tweet Beat, apparently the joke is on you for making fun of Jaden Smith's grammar, relatedly, Shia LaBeouf tweets some words and Ice Cube wants you to vote.
Gwyneth Paltrow Is 'Openly' Dating Glee Producer 'Behind Closed Doors'
It's been exactly seven months since Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin used the most eye-rollingly absurd phrase "conscious uncoupling" to announce their split. And Paltrow has moved on with a new man—American Horror Story and Glee producer Brad Falchuk.
Yes or No, Vol. 2: Miguel, Jaden Smith and Tiger Village
Weekly-ish, a pre-approved, snap-judged music guide based on our very scientific, non-subjective Yes/No rating system. There's really no debating this, come on, stop.
Jaden Smith Wants You to Stop Gossiping
In today's Tweet Beat, Jaden Smith pontificates, two blondes hang out in Arkansas and I think R.L. Stine is trying to give us a hint.
Josh Groban Has Strong Feelings About Hello Kitty
In today's Tweet Beat, Josh Groban does not buy this whole "Hello Kitty is a person" thing, Ingrid Michaelson is really into the Container Store and Jaden Smith might have just discovered science.
This Week in Tabloids: Jaden Smith & the Jenner Sisters Join a Cult
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman and I "read" the celebrity weeklies so that you don't "have" to. Guess what? Not one single magazine had Beyoncé/Jay Z/Solange as the main cover story today. Instead? Unsolicited Uterus Updates for Angelina Jolie and Selena Gomez and cult activity from…
Casey Kasem Is Missing--His Kids Say Kasem's Wife Is Hiding Him
Legendary DJ and voice actor Casey Kasem has been reported missing by his children, who believe he's been taken out of the country by his wife, Jean Kasem. The family is currently in the midst of a dispute over who should be Kasem's caretaker. Kasem is 82 and suffering from advanced Parkinson's.
Kylie and Kendall Jenner's Dystopian Young Adult Novel Is Coming
Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner — the youngest of the Kardashian brood — have penned a dystopian young adult novel. Surprisingly, it is not a work of metafiction, set in a dystopic present in which Kylie and Kendall Jenner are the authors of a dystopian young adult novel.
Willow Smith's New Song Features Wind Chimes, Smoking and Jaden
Even if its artist had spent more than a mere 13 years on this earth, the song Willow Smith has just released would still be considered pretty adult. Joined by her preferred musical partner, her 15-year-old brother and future member of the Kardashian family Jaden, Willow's "5" will make you say Wild Wild West what?
Believe Premiere: Cute Dresses and Bieber as The Elf on the Shelf
So Justin Bieber has another movie? And held a premiere for said movie in Los Angeles last night? And there were super young people there? I mean? I guess? But some of the clothes were cute.
Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr Split: Sad Day for Pretty People
Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have separated after three years of marriage (and six years of being together). As someone who used to own a life-sized cardboard cutout of Legolas, I am sad that their love is no longer but also free this weekend if Orlando Bloom is interested.
Education Expert Jaden Smith Urges Kids to Drop Out of School
Born-into-stupidly-rich-and-famous-circumstances Jaden Smith, 15-year-old student at the Scientology-based New Village Leadership Academy (founded by Will and Jada) and part-time Teen Philosopher, is all, "We Don't Need No Education."
Nigella Lawson Walks Out On Alleged Domestic Abuser Charles Saatchi
The appearance of moving men taking boxes out of the home where Charles Saatchi and Nigella Lawson share with their kids — about two weeks after photos of Saatchi choking Lawson in a restaurant were printed in the Evening Standard — may signify that the TV chef's ten-year marriage to 70-year-old Saatchi has come to…
