This Week in Tabloids: Jaden Smith & the Jenner Sisters Join a Cult

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman and I "read" the celebrity weeklies so that you don't "have" to. Guess what? Not one single magazine had Beyoncé/Jay Z/Solange as the main cover story today. Instead? Unsolicited Uterus Updates for Angelina Jolie and Selena Gomez and cult activity from… » 5/14/14 3:45pm 5/14/14 3:45pm

Willow Smith's New Song Features Wind Chimes, Smoking and Jaden

Even if its artist had spent more than a mere 13 years on this earth, the song Willow Smith has just released would still be considered pretty adult. Joined by her preferred musical partner, her 15-year-old brother and future member of the Kardashian family Jaden, Willow's "5" will make you say Wild Wild West what? » 1/14/14 7:00pm 1/14/14 7:00pm

Nigella Lawson Walks Out On Alleged Domestic Abuser Charles Saatchi

The appearance of moving men taking boxes out of the home where Charles Saatchi and Nigella Lawson share with their kids — about two weeks after photos of Saatchi choking Lawson in a restaurant were printed in the Evening Standard — may signify that the TV chef's ten-year marriage to 70-year-old Saatchi has come to an… » 6/28/13 9:00am 6/28/13 9:00am

Jaden Smith Dressed as Iron Man to Take Kylie Jenner Shopping

Let's just say you're a 14-year-old actor/rapper — the son of an actor/rapper and an actress/singer — and you're dating a 15-year-old pseudo-Kardashian. What do you wear while shopping in Manhattan in the hours before your big movie premiere? If you answered "Iron Man suit," you are correct, sir. Step right up and… » 5/30/13 12:25pm 5/30/13 12:25pm

Chris Christie Finally Met Snooki And It Was Pretty Dark, Unpleasant

Chris Christie, who has gone on record multiple times as a World Class H8er of the Maysles brothers-directed cinéma vérité series Jersey Shore, met the cast of Jersey Shore when both Christie's team and Snooki's team were filming segments for the Today Show in Seaside Heights. And it wasn't even entertaining in a… » 5/25/13 11:30am 5/25/13 11:30am

Jaden Smith, 15, Longs to Be Legally Freed From Coolest Parents Ever

Even when you have the most laissez-faire, No Curfew, "You're-Going-To-Drink-So-Drink-In-The-House-Here's-Some-Patron" liberal Hollywood parents ever, you still want to fly the parental coop. Case in point: For Jaden Smith's 15th birthday this July, he asked Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith if they'd sign the papers… » 5/14/13 9:00am 5/14/13 9:00am

The Kids' Choice Awards Red Carpet Is the Most Fun Red Carpet of the…

The Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards — which held its 26th annual event yesterday in Los Angeles — has got to be the most enjoyable awards show ever. From the bright, youthful clothes to the slime, celebrities actually look like they're having fun. Kristen Stewart smiles. It's that awesome. You cannot look at these… » 3/25/13 1:10pm 3/25/13 1:10pm

Willow and Jaden Smith Drop Stoney Rap Track That's Not Half Bad

14-year-old Jaden Smith and his 12-year-old sister Willow Smith — spawn of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett — have released a trippy new track called "Kite." Please note: This is not a silly, upbeat ditty with lyrics like "Now this is the story all about how/My life got flipped, turned upside down," in the vein of Fresh… » 1/14/13 2:50pm 1/14/13 2:50pm

Guess Which Celebrity Chef Is Already Booked To Make Brangelina's…

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have hired my mom's pretend (but serious pretend) boyfriend Jamie Oliver to come to their Surrey estate to cook them Christmas dinner. Pitt and Oliver have been buddies since the Jennifer Aniston days. The British chef has tried to give him cooking lessons before, but he's "useless in the… » 9/26/12 9:00am 9/26/12 9:00am