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Brad Smokes Weed Out Of A Can; Penelope Cruz Might Be Pregnant

• Remember this report that Quentin Tarantino asked Brad Pitt to join the cast of Inglourious Basterds over some wine and some weed?

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HawthoRNe Is Dead On Arrival

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Madonna's Adopted Child Has A Posse

• Madonna has flown a nanny and a nurse to Malawi to look after Mercy while adoption papers and visas are being arranged. The deal's not done and the kid already has an entourage! [The Sun]

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Heidi Does Playboy; Madonna Gets Mercy

• Just what you always wanted: Heidi Montag has posed for the September issue of Playboy:

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Heigl Is High Maintenance; Stars Speak Out On Prop 8

• New day, same rumor: The "doc" is a diva. So. Did Katherine Heigl get dropped from the cast of cringe-inducing flick Valentine's Day because she wanted too much cash? Her rep says:

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Lindsay Lohan Denies She's Pregnant; Carrie Prejean's Brother Is "Not A Skinhead"

• Lindsay Lohan ended a relationship with a woman a month ago and has been accused of being too thin... so clearly she's pregnant. She's also supposedly distraught because she doesn't know who the daddy is.