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    Anne Frank Was A Bossy BFF • Honor Killings Rise In Southern Iraqi City
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    12/01/08

    In reply to Anne Frank Was A Bossy BFF • Honor Killings Rise In Southern Iraqi City
    MML I just read the news and it makes me sadder than reading the tags for this post.
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    12/01/08

    In reply to Anne Frank Was A Bossy BFF • Honor Killings Rise In Southern Iraqi City
    "A new study claims that eating extra amounts of choline, a chemical found in eggs, while pregnant can lead to an increased risk of developing breast cancer in offspring."


    Trade-off: better memory performance. What to do? To choline or not to choline??


    I am such a nerd.

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    12/01/08

    @ejc.wants.pie.now: To choline or not to choline, what is the pathway?
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    12/01/08

    In reply to Anne Frank Was A Bossy BFF • Honor Killings Rise In Southern Iraqi City
    Okay, washing my hands before judgment results in less strict rulings, and washing my hands after judgment seals my fate and makes me Judas. Man, no wonder I've had so much trouble. Plus, I have a bit of an OCD, so washing my hands six times before making a decision = mellow yellow submarine. I win!
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    12/01/08

    In reply to Anne Frank Was A Bossy BFF • Honor Killings Rise In Southern Iraqi City
    *sigh* Haiti- my sister half-island. Every time I think about you I want to roll into a ball and cry.
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    12/01/08

    In reply to Anne Frank Was A Bossy BFF • Honor Killings Rise In Southern Iraqi City
    A new study claims that individuals who wash their hands before making judgments tend to make less strict rulings.


    Further, it stated that folks who scratched their ass before deciding what to eat for lunch tended to choose bologna over salads.

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    12/01/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: I totally read that in Carl's* voice.


    *as in Aqua Teen Hunger Force Carl.

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    12/01/08

    @r.n. spy: *snort!* Everything should be read in his voice.
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    12/01/08

    In reply to Anne Frank Was A Bossy BFF • Honor Killings Rise In Southern Iraqi City
    That Haiti story where the 14-year-old girl accidentally killed her rapist with a pair of scissors and got two years in adult prison is a huge fucking downer.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    12/01/08

    In reply to Anne Frank Was A Bossy BFF • Honor Killings Rise In Southern Iraqi City
    I have sympathy for the Texan - who among us hasn't wanted to run someone off the road for driving while an asshole? Of course, we didn't actually do it and blame God.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    12/01/08

    @sybann: I am a Texan, and I would not blame God, I would blame Rick Perry, our govenor. And no one would convict me, either.
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    12/01/08

    @sybann: I saw someone make a 3 point turn in the middle of PCH yesterday after driving ~25-30MPH for 11 miles and passing untold numbers of turn-offs and parking lots. Just popped a 3-pointer RIGHT IN FRONT OF US. There was a part of me that wished they had continued backing off the cliff.
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    12/01/08

    @Crabby Cakes wants some Dance Biscuits.:


    I always wondered how more people didn't die on that road everyday.

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    12/01/08

    In reply to Anne Frank Was A Bossy BFF • Honor Killings Rise In Southern Iraqi City
    Without reading the article, I am going to make a prediction about inducing labor before 40 weeks...


    1) Increased # of diabetic mothers
    2) Increased # of older mothers


    Both perfectly reasonable. My mom was diabetic for all her pregnancies. My brother was born a month and a week early--he weighed 7 pounds. In the last month of gestation, a baby can be expected to put on up to a pound a week.


    I was born on time and was 9 lbs 12 oz. My mother didn't realize she was diabetic when she was preggers with me. Induced labor a couple weeks early might have been nicer for the both of us...

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    Image of Sophie needs to study...damn Sophie needs to study...damn
    12/01/08

    @LaComtesse: My brain hurts because you're making too much sense.
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    12/01/08

    In reply to Anne Frank Was A Bossy BFF • Honor Killings Rise In Southern Iraqi City
    The bodies of women as instruments/expressions of the patriarchy's social priorities, or protectors of men from their sexual urges or from political impotence, or arenas for male rage....


    Oy oy. These stories make me want to weep.

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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    12/01/08

    In reply to Anne Frank Was A Bossy BFF • Honor Killings Rise In Southern Iraqi City
    Ok, my brain blended together the workers-looking-at-porn and gymnasts-suffering-injuries to read that workers are suffering injuries while looking at gymnastic porn.


    Time to go home.

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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/01/08

    @Mkp-hearts-nyc: This makes sense to me. Those dismounts are tricky.
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    12/01/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: If you're going to live life monkey-see-monkey-do, it's important to stretch first
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    12/01/08

    @Mkp-hearts-nyc: But then my mother, dressed as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount.
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    12/01/08

    In reply to Anne Frank Was A Bossy BFF • Honor Killings Rise In Southern Iraqi City
    "She thought she was the center of the universe but I wasn't like that."


    Hating on Anne Frank has to be one of the worst ideas a person could possibly have in this world. It's seriously up there with those fetish videos where dudes put their dicks in blenders.

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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    12/01/08

    @peperony and chease: OMG, please tell me you made up that dick in a blender fetish, cause my brain hurts just thinking about it.
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    12/01/08

    @Crabby Cakes wants some Dance Biscuits.: It's real, yo. I debated whether to admit knowing about it. I only do bc my ex was friends w some real creeps. Also real? People who want to get eaten! Like, literally eaten!
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    12/01/08

    @peperony and chease:


    I've heard about people being eaten (I saw a picture of a very sad girl dressed like a christmas ham) but blenders?


    No.

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    Image of Sukie in the Graveyard Sukie in the Graveyard
    12/01/08

    In reply to Anne Frank Was A Bossy BFF • Honor Killings Rise In Southern Iraqi City
    The two only suffered minor injuries.


    However, the man's brain was nowhere to be found. It has been determined irretrievable.

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    12/01/08

    @Sukie in the Graveyard: Um, Bob, I believe it was up the butt.
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    12/01/08

    In reply to Anne Frank Was A Bossy BFF • Honor Killings Rise In Southern Iraqi City
    Condom advent calendar? Hey, I get to do the birth control advent calendar every month!
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    12/01/08

    @Annabellie: Bah-dum CHING! Good one!
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    12/01/08

    @Annabellie: Condom Advent Calendar- DEFINITELY not Vatican approved.
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    12/01/08

    @deltabella: Heh. They have other ways of preventing pregnancy, such as preferring young boys.
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    12/01/08

    In reply to Anne Frank Was A Bossy BFF • Honor Killings Rise In Southern Iraqi City
    Canadian researchers say that gay men who feel undesirable are more likely to engage in risky sexual behavior and develop psychological problems.


    Can't that be said for any person with esteem problems?

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    12/01/08

    @Raspberry Swirl the Waitress: That's exactly what I thought when I read that...
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    12/01/08

    In reply to Anne Frank Was A Bossy BFF • Honor Killings Rise In Southern Iraqi City
    WCOTD 12/2/08:


    Britney Spears isn't depressed, that's bullshit. But she sure does have Shropshire ankle!

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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    12/01/08

    @Crabby Cakes wants some Dance Biscuits.: Really? That's where you decided to go?
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    12/01/08

    @Crabby Cakes wants some Dance Biscuits.: Shrankles?
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    12/01/08

    @ellaesther: I believe Crabby Crakes was commenting on commenters by predicting a future comment
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    12/01/08

    @Crabby Cakes wants some Dance Biscuits.: hahaha, I would DIE if you actually foresaw your own future win.


    Bananas!

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    12/01/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: Shrankles sound like some withered, tiny toothpick-like ankles. So the appropriate insult there would be: "How does that fat cow carry around all that weight on those shrankles?"
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    12/01/08

    @Lymed: Oh man, I'm tired. And so sad about all the women getting hurt all over, and I just thought: REALLY?! Which is to say, I didn't really think. Sigh.


    My apologies Crabby Cakes! Your meta was beyond my weary mind.

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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    12/01/08

    @Sukie in the Graveyard: @Lymed: People are furiously nominating me for WCOTD as we speak. "That BITCH! Didn't she see the worstie today? She hasn't learned a THING!"
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    12/01/08

    @Crabby Cakes wants some Dance Biscuits.: I know I did.


    WCOTD 12-3-08: Gawd, Crabby Cakes - you are just like Hitler with your shrankles and your little mustache!!1! And Who are You anyway? Besides UGLY!

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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    12/01/08

    @ellaesther: No worries- at first I thought you were playing along. It's a Monday after the holiday, the brains are not working yet.
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    12/01/08

    @Crabby Cakes wants some Dance Biscuits.: You are a kind and generous Jezzie, and I thank you most sweetly!
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    Image of Sukie in the Graveyard Sukie in the Graveyard
    12/01/08

    @Crabby Cakes wants some Dance Biscuits.: oh! good idea!


    ...now, I giggle at the term 'cankles' and the shit storm it can brew here. comic gold.

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    12/01/08

    @Crabby Cakes wants some Dance Biscuits.: dude, you're gonna need a bigger shovel.
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