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Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
06/25/09

In reply to Obama Ladies Catch Beyoncé; Perez Apologizes
Perez Hilton: I am a feminist. I have the 19-inch arms of a feminist, the strength of a feminist, and the knowledge to know that i use that strength to unite not divide. With that said.... if you think you deserve sympathy for getting punched in the face.... stop talking about a woman's miscarriages and how fat they may or may not be. Because if you keep on doing it you might find yourself getting punched in the face again.
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BabyJane
06/25/09

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Jon & Kate, please just stop it. You're giving me a stomach ache and I'm not even involved in your lives.

Take a break, have a cup of tea, hug those beautiful children of yours and back away from the media for a while. You'll thank me later.
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HarpMadness
06/25/09

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Aw, the girls look so happy in that picture, sitting there with their mom. My ice-cold heart continues to stir over that family.
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tscheese
06/25/09

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Megan Fox, listen. I understand that acting is probably very hard work and you're under a lot of pressure. But if you really feel THAT awful about the whole "acting" thing, no one is holding a gun to your head and forcing you to do it.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
06/25/09

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Does anybody else think "Buried" sounds rather tasteless? It is one thing to try to bring awareness to the situation in Iraq; it is another thing to use it as crass entertainment (which seems to be what this movie does). Maybe I'm wrong.
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zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
06/25/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: aside from the Iraq part, it sounds like that horror film with Elisha Cushbert - where she was buried by some serial killer
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DutchessOfDork
06/25/09

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Brad and Angelina have been together longer than Brad and Jennifer.
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kaiwhakamarie
06/25/09

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Zooey and Ben! What an AWESOME couple! YES! How did I not know about this before now?
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trikitixa
06/25/09

@kaiwhakamarie:

Adorable couple, except for the fact that he unceremoniously drop-kicked his live-in girlfriend of many years for her.
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kaiwhakamarie
06/25/09

@trikitixa: ...oh.

Don't you hate it when your bubble bursts?
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hortense
06/25/09

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I actually do know Scout Taylor-Compton: didn't she play Dean's little sister on Gilmore Girls? And then didn't she runaway in real life or something a few years ago?
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tscheese
06/25/09

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Kate Hudson is described as a "steakhouse hex,"

Is Kate Hudson also responsible for the fact that steaks are never exactly as medium-rare as I want them to be? I WANT SOME ANSWERS, HUDSON.
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BabyJane
06/25/09

@tscheese: I truly believe that she is also responsible for overpriced creamed spinach.
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Whiskey and Popcorn
06/25/09

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Mr Depp: please blink twice slowly if you are being held against your will. There's a car waiting out back. Your nightmare is finally over and you are free to not be a celebrity now.
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DangerMouse
06/25/09

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Now, the perfect card for when your mom suggests you go to rehab! I envision it as one of those ones that plays music.

Front: Tryin' to make me go to rehab

Inside: I say no, no, no.... Daddy thinks I'm fine.
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EkaterinaBallerina
06/25/09

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Ironic that Scout Taylor-Compton is joining the cast of The Runaways, since you know, she was once one in real life.
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JessaFields
06/25/09

@EkaterinaBallerina: Aw, really? I just know her as Dean's cute little sister on "Gilmore Girls."
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EkaterinaBallerina
06/25/09

@JessaFields: A couple years ago or so she went "missing". It was later discovered that she'd merely run off with her boyfriend and was hiding from her parents. How I know this, I do not know.
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dancerevolution
06/25/09

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Sorry for what, Perez? Can you be a little more specific?
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AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
06/25/09

@dancerevolution: I'm hoping he responds to that question with a resounding "EVERYTHING!"
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LaComtesse
06/25/09

@dancerevolution: From his blog-- "I am sorry that any good work I have done for promoting equality may be tainted by me reclaiming a hurtful word"

1) You're hardly a champion for gay rights just by being gay my precious darling

2) I love how you've praised yourself in an apology

3) The definition of "reclaim" is "to bring back to a right or proper course; reform." So one can, say, reclaim the word "pussy" or "cunt" as both words were originally inocuous. However, "faggot" was always a horrible hateful word, so in the strictest sense of bringing it BACK to proper use: Fail #1. Fail #2: you used the term hatefully, so you're not even reforming the definition of the word as one could do with, say "nigger."

In conclusion: ASSHOLE! (I'm reclaiming the word.)
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PreposterousHypothesis
06/25/09

@LaComtesse: TECHNICALLY the word faggot means small stick. My mom had this contraption while she was in Campfire Girls called a "faggot finder" where you'd put all the small kindling sticks you found. Unless he was calling him a small wooden stick, however, it fails to be any sort of reclamation. You can't reclaim a word while its intent is meant to be hurtful. Like I can jokingly call myself a bitch, but if I call someone else a bitch when that person is being, er, bitchy, that's not reclamation in any sense.
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LaComtesse
06/25/09

@PreposterousHypothesis: Precisely.
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cwisto moweina has got yer goat
06/25/09

@LaComtesse: He also said

"Just as others use the "N" word to insult and hurt - or as part of their everyday speech - I challenge them to remove it from their vocabulary as well."

There are many aspects to a word and that word has been reclaimed. To my knowledge, the F word has not been reclaimed by the gay community.

Either way, apologize then get the fuck out. No use making this about other people not involved in this situation, whether they use the N word hurtfully or not.
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LaComtesse
06/25/09

@cwisto moweina has got yer goat: Right. That you can compare shouting "faggot" in order to offend with the conquest by some people of "the n word" is insane and shows just how much he is missing the point.
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birminghamdrunk
06/25/09

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Really I'm insane and I don't know how to control my mouth

this gem brought to us by... captain obvious. where are her handlers? doesn't anyone ever just tell her to stfu already?
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Lolita Hazed
06/25/09

@birminghamdrunk: She's digging herself into a hole and not making herself look better by any means.

Your excuse for saying stupid shit? "I'm insane." Good job, Patrick Bateman.
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SomeAuthorGirl
06/25/09

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It is now my fondest wish to get a prezzie wrapped in the lyrics to "I'm No Good."

My second fondest wish? To get knackered in a bar with Harry and Ron.
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Lolita Hazed
06/25/09

@SomeAuthorGirl: DUDE, your second, MY FIRST.

HOW. MUCH. FUN.
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