You've successfully completed behavior that would normally get you slapped with a restraining order. You're proud of yourself. Now I'm supposed to clap for you?
It's like when the kid I used to babysit came to tell me that she stuffed 7 whole rolls of toilet paper down the toilet. While impressive, I ain't clapping kid. #paparazzi
Just read a conspiracy theory of how Jackie O killed JFK. The evidence was mind blowing and I ended up reading conspiracy theories all night long. #paparazzi
@sarah0220 (please don't take my star): Wait. There was so much evidence to support the theory your mind was blown, or the "evidence" is so stupid you can't believe it's even suggested?
@sarah0220 (please don't take my star): Hope you post the title, because Jacqueline conspiracy theories are one of my favorite ways to deal with insomnia. Then there's "Nemesis: the true story of Onassis, Jackie and the love triangle that brought down the Kennedys," by Peter Evans, another swell midnight read. More on point, her relationships with photographers and her views on image making as an expressive art form are more complex than space here allows, but briefly, 'controlling' comes first to mind before 'phobic.'
@krismry: @Eleanor Ramilly: @Sgt.Hatred: The evidence was mind blowing because it seemed so fact based but at the same time extremely hard to believe. It's kind of hard to explain. I will post the link as soon as I find it again.
Also, I don't think it was a waste of time. It definitely killed some time and was interesting to read, despite the ludicrous theories. #paparazzi
@sarah0220 (please don't take my star): Hey, I definitely spent a lot of time reading evidence suggesting that Paul is, in fact, dead. Do I actually think died years ago? No. I've found that there is almost an overwhelming amount of evidence to support most famous conspiracy theories.
They make for an interesting read, but they can't all be true... otherwise Kennedy was killed at least three times by my count.
One of the main reasons I don't read gossip rags is because I don't like to encourage the paps to continue to stalk celebrities in the manner in which we have become accustomed to them doing it. #paparazzi
@Zombie Ms. Skittles: Same. I always want to ask, "How do the paparazzi live with themselves?" but I should really be asking, "How do tabloid readers/consumers live with themselves." The whole situation is pretty sick if you ask me.
Perez Hilton: I am a feminist. I have the 19-inch arms of a feminist, the strength of a feminist, and the knowledge to know that i use that strength to unite not divide. With that said.... if you think you deserve sympathy for getting punched in the face.... stop talking about a woman's miscarriages and how fat they may or may not be. Because if you keep on doing it you might find yourself getting punched in the face again.
Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! was starred
Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! was unstarred
Megan Fox, listen. I understand that acting is probably very hard work and you're under a lot of pressure. But if you really feel THAT awful about the whole "acting" thing, no one is holding a gun to your head and forcing you to do it.
Does anybody else think "Buried" sounds rather tasteless? It is one thing to try to bring awareness to the situation in Iraq; it is another thing to use it as crass entertainment (which seems to be what this movie does). Maybe I'm wrong.
I actually do know Scout Taylor-Compton: didn't she play Dean's little sister on Gilmore Girls? And then didn't she runaway in real life or something a few years ago?
Mr Depp: please blink twice slowly if you are being held against your will. There's a car waiting out back. Your nightmare is finally over and you are free to not be a celebrity now.
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FameShameIt's like when the kid I used to babysit came to tell me that she stuffed 7 whole rolls of toilet paper down the toilet. While impressive, I ain't clapping kid. #paparazzi
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Also, I don't think it was a waste of time. It definitely killed some time and was interesting to read, despite the ludicrous theories. #paparazzi
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They make for an interesting read, but they can't all be true... otherwise Kennedy was killed at least three times by my count.
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Take a break, have a cup of tea, hug those beautiful children of yours and back away from the media for a while. You'll thank me later.
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Adorable couple, except for the fact that he unceremoniously drop-kicked his live-in girlfriend of many years for her.
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Don't you hate it when your bubble bursts?
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Is Kate Hudson also responsible for the fact that steaks are never exactly as medium-rare as I want them to be? I WANT SOME ANSWERS, HUDSON.
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Front: Tryin' to make me go to rehab
Inside: I say no, no, no.... Daddy thinks I'm fine.