Today in Tweet Beat, Pink shares a personal pic of her baby bump. Plus, Amazon has weird suggestions for Dave Navarro.

Today in Tweet Beat, Carrie Fisher is the new spokeswoman for Jenny Craig. Plus, celebs are all over this Sarah Palin "blood libel" thing."

Today in Tweet Beat, Chris Brown's got no class—because he finished it. Plus, check out what Coco's body looks like, from her POV.

Today in Tweet Beat, Britney Spears' managers take to her Twitter account to deny tabloid reports that she admitted her boyfriend gave her a black eye. Plus, Jackie Collins wants to see Jake Gyllenhaal ween.

So what happened in the tweetosphere? Well, some people got literary. Some got hungry. And Nicole Richie found that great minds think alike.

Today in Tweet Beat, Sarah Silverman reflects on what hurt George Bush's feelings, Ice-T is not happy about doctored photos linking him to Roman Polanski, and Lisa Rinna is happy with her lips.

Today in Tweet Beat, Sarah Palin is making lemonade out of her stupid quotes. Plus, Amy Fisher teams up with another other woman—Michelle "Bombshell" McGee—for X-rated purposes. (Warning: NSFW.)

Today in Tweet Beat, some celebrities are disappointed that marijuana was not legalized for recreational use in California yesterday. Meanwhile, Heidi Montag seems like she's high anyway.

Today in Tweet Beat, Snoop Dogg had a productive day, that involved getting stoned, going on television, and taking a photo with Jennie Garth. Plus, Rachel Zoe actually doesn't know what to wear, one day of the year.

Today in Tweet Beat, hell has frozen over. Spencer Pratt is making sense in his beef with Perez Hilton. Plus, Meghan McCain is not doing a reality show.

Today in Tweet Beat, Snooki has gotten very into books and words and spelling since she got that book deal. Plus, Melissa (Joan Hart) explains it all.

Today on Twitter, some celebs got political. Others critique TV. We discovered who bought Jared Leto's record. And Kanye's tweet was kind of the appropriate reaction.

Today in Tweet Beat, Heidi Montag is copping a feel, Michael Lohan reveals the most trustworthy news sources, and Teresa Giudice dispels rumors.

Today in Tweet Beat, Tyra claims that the editing (for her own show) misconstrued how she feels about body image. Plus, celebs react to Dr. Laura's N-bomb.

Today in Tweet Beat, Eric Roberts is trying not to be a pothead, Kim Zolciak gives an update on the new season of Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Kelly Bensimon gets inspirational.

Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Cutrone announces she's writing another book (with the working title: Bitch), Coco dances with a man tripping on acid, per Ice-T's request, and Courtney Love explains why she stopped wearing crazy hats.

Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay goes after Dr. Drew, her father, and Joan Rivers in less than 280 characters. Plus, Mariah Carey's hairdresser is shitting himself because he burned her with a curling iron.

Today in Tweet Beat, Dina from RHONJ passed Jersey Shore's Pauly D on the street, The Situation is releasing a fitness video, and Amanda Bynes lets us know how she's passing her time in retirement.

Today in Tweet Beat, Spencer wants to "use" Lady Gaga "properly" by filming a sex tape with her. Barf. Meanwhile, Heidi Montag is keeping herself busy designing a Fourth of July outfit.

Today in Tweet Beat, Brooke Hogan shares her wisdom about women, Lady Gaga will not be destroyed, and Rob Lowe never liked Helen Thomas anyway.