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GatsbysLover
12/30/08

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Anna Wintour totally looks like the White Witch of Narnia.
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Wit is periodically disensouled
12/30/08

@GatsbysLover: I was thinking she looked a white queen from a chess set, so we're running along the same lines.

For her, it fits -- and for that reason alone I'm not sure if I'd include it in a "worst of" list.
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Grim Reaper of the Forest
12/30/08

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Sorry, I actually love that Madonna dress. But it is probably because she reminds me of a tree.
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victoriasauce
12/29/08

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Oh, Erin Wasson. Nipples are not okay in public.

Words to live by, IMO.
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SheepyPoo
12/29/08

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If Holly's dress had sleeves or something to keep it from falling down, it would be a winning pageant dress for 5-9 year old girls
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Tart of Darkness
12/29/08

@SheepyPoo: White cowboy boots and a white and pink western hat for the talent competition!
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Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
12/29/08

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Hey, has anyone else seen the Kentucky Derby episode of "The Girls Next Door"? They girls had some poor milliner make these really outlandish and goofy hats for them for the occasion. Contained to a hat, it was ironic ... mutated into a dress, yeah, not so much.
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SurrealKiller
12/29/08

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Jacki O's dress looks so bootleg. Like she just got a tag and had someone sew it on for her.

I like erin wasson's risque dress. If only it covered her more at the bottom.
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Tart of Darkness
12/29/08

@SurrealKiller: I just finished reading "Tender is the Night" and in it Nicole Diver produces a swimsuit for Dick that is black lace over flesh-colored fabric. Apparently this was a Zelda Fitzgerald stand bye.

So props on Erin Wasson's dress 'cause I like that although it could be longer i agree.
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MadFab
12/29/08

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I don't believe that Phoebe Price can be included in this list on the same basis that you don't include Wayne Gretsky in lists of the top 10 amateur hockey players.

I am Canadian and it's snowing; please forgive the hockey reference. It's patently uncool.
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cyclopticcupcake
12/29/08

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paula abdul, the gayest gal to fight in the revolutionary army.
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Tart of Darkness
12/29/08

@cyclopticcupcake: Michael Jackson's revolutionary army at that!
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AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
12/29/08

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AARRRGGGHHH!!! OSCAR NOOOO!!! I know he was a grouch, but you didn't have to skin him!!!!
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ellaesther
12/29/08

@AuntieEm - check out cafepress.com/121608: Oooh, touche. Not Kermit - Oscar. I stand corrected.
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ellaesther
12/29/08

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Plus, Holly Madison just makes me sad.
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I'm Chuck Bass
12/29/08

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I don't know why, exactly, but Anna Wintour's dress here terrifies the everloving crap out of me. It looks like it's made from shells or rams' horns and PURE EVIL. And her hands aren't in pockets. They're in oven mitts, which she'll use to batter you about the head until you read Vogue and think it makes sense.
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TexasCrude
12/29/08

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Man. I look at Madonna's grass outfit and have to wonder what her thought process was in choosing it.

Now, see this shit right here? Y'all gon' be mad cause I'm styling on you.

That is the face of someone who really thought they's the business for wearing a plant.
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ellaesther
12/29/08

@TexasCrude: And yet having said that (and I do concur, heartily) how much would I love to look that good in a pile of shag carpeting?
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I, Zombie Normal
12/29/08

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Erin Wasson's dress reminds me of Carrie Otis in that movie she made when she was dating Mickey Rourke, Wild Orchids, something like that?

Phoebe will be so honored to make the list! Any port in a storm, that one.
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amoebalike
12/29/08

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I kind of like the dress that Lady Victoria Harvey is wearing. Also, I feel for Jacki O as she and I have similar body types and I have a half sleeve. That's what I would look like in a tight sweater dress too -- horrid. Oh how I long to help you out, girl.
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lisas
12/29/08

@amoebalike: I think the dress looks goofy, but the body it's wrapped around is AH-MAY-ZING.
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badmutha
12/29/08

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Die Shooties, DIE!!!
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