• Prince William MIGHT ask Kate Middleton to marry him tomorrow, since June 3 and June 4 are "mysteriously blocked out" in the Buckingham Palace calendar.

Oh, those crazy celebs! What will they discover next?! Okay, I shouldn't assume; for all I know, the Kardashian-Jenners have been sweating the Indy 500 for years! In Florence Henderson and Jack Nicholson's case, probably.

• Crystal Renn is either too big or too small, say some folks who evidently take an interest in other people's weight. "She is not trying to lose weight at all," says Gary Dakin, her agent. "She fluctuates." [People]

• Mariah Carey has pulled out of a Tyler Perry film.

• Sandra Bullock has been given the MTV Generation Award "for her riveting and diverse contributions to the film industry," and her rep says she'll be at the MTV Movie Awards to pick up her prize, ending her self-imposed seclusion.

• Angelina Jolie is in the Dominican Republic visiting with hospitalized victims of the earthquake in Haiti.

• Has Lindsay Lohan turned over a new leaf? She says she's "going to India soon, before Thanksgiving hopefully," to film a BBC documentary on the trafficking of women and children.

• Is Brad Pitt done with showbiz? It almost seems like he's dropping hints:

[Saint Jean Cap Ferrat, August 2. Image via INF]

Hugh Grant's ex, socialite Jemima Khan, has reportedly been snuggling up to Guy Ritchie, and Madonna is pleased as punch by the fledgling romance.

Hilary Duff told Elle she was a virgin back in 2006. The now 21-year-old actress is claiming she never said such a thing.

• Gwyneth's mom Blythe Danner says Gwyn's marriage is a-ok, despite rumors of a split. “They don’t take pictures together if they can avoid it. It’s a strategy. They don’t want the pandemonium.” [Fox News]

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celebrity cads like Jack Nicholson and Warren Beatty seem to happily and effortlessly sire babies into their fifties and sixties, but the reality is that fertility declines after age 35 for men just as it does for women. According to a recent French study of over 12,200 couples having fertility treatments,…

It's the tenth anniversary of Viagra! And given this rare nexus of the pharmaceutical industry, the institutionalized sexism that so famously led insurers to reimburse the Viagra prescriptions of the same men whose girlfriends couldn't get their fucking birth control covered, and the gazillions of terabytes of…

• Tim Gunn is taking some conflict-of-interest heat regarding a recent column he wrote OK! magazine. (Tim writes for OK!? How declasse!) When advising a reader about what jeans are best to fit most bodies, he steered the reader towards Liz Claiborne and Lucky Brand. Funny thing is, Gunn just happens to be the Chief…

• 24 star Kiefer Sutherland is in the slammer! The actor will serve 48 days in Glendale City Jail for his DUI conviction, which means he'll be there for his birthday, Christmas and New Year's Eve. Keep your head up, Kiefer! [TMZ]
  
• Also booked on DUI charges, with the LAPD: Vivica A. Fox. She was at the police station for…

Wow, you know you used to be a real asshole when your ex-girlfriend says nicer things about world class Lothario Jack Nicholson than she does about you. Michelle Phillips, former Mamas & Papas band member, said that ex-boyfriend Warren Beatty "was the love of my life," but that they broke up because "he did not know…