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    Image of ImproperDancing ImproperDancing
    10/08/09

    In reply to Bear Meets Wolf
    I didn't know they made that shirt after 1997...
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    Image of valhalla_i_am_coming valhalla_i_am_coming
    10/07/09

    In reply to Bear Meets Wolf
    Where wolf?
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    10/08/09

    @valhalla_i_am_coming: wear wolf
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    Image of GriefTroll: I Love You. Here's Why GriefTroll: I Love You. Here's Why
    10/07/09

    In reply to Bear Meets Wolf
    wait, I only see one wolf on this shirt! There should be at least three!
    [www.amazon.com]
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    Image of hannapdx hannapdx
    10/07/09

    In reply to Bear Meets Wolf
    I've heard that's a very popular... read: trendy, tshirt in hipster culture
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    10/07/09

    In reply to Bear Meets Wolf
    There is something wonderful about the fact that Jack Black is rich yet he still owns and wears that T-shirt.
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    Image of jaydock jaydock
    10/07/09

    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: Probably cost him $120 at a hollywood hipster store.
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    Image of thesciencegirl thesciencegirl
    10/07/09

    @jaydock: I'm pretty sure i sold that shirt for $15 when I worked at Natural Wonders in high school.
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    10/07/09

    @thesciencegirl: OT - you've got mail.
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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    06/20/09

    In reply to Shia LaBeouf Explains His Weird Mom Comments, Still Thinks His Mom Is "Fly As Hell"
    Aw, that is sad about Josh Lyman and Malcom's mom. They always looked so in love when I saw them at.... well... it was just at awards ceremonies. But they were all up in that "I love you honey!" shiz...
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    06/20/09

    In reply to Shia LaBeouf Explains His Weird Mom Comments, Still Thinks His Mom Is "Fly As Hell"
    Victoria Jackson is a real life nit-wit and she killed "The X-Files" for me FOREVER. Her latest rambling references to Apatow, Obama and anything else only cement the fact that stupid ain't cute.
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    Image of Devonna Devonna
    06/20/09

    In reply to Shia LaBeouf Explains His Weird Mom Comments, Still Thinks His Mom Is "Fly As Hell"
    The trailers for Year One on television in my area are the "I'm a slave" joke and the "raucous mating" joke. That's it. Nothing about raping animals. I'd be surprised too. I wouldn't cry or walk out, but I probably wouldn't bring my daughter, either.


    Victoria Jackson may have overreacted, but let's not pretend movies aren't marketed differently in different areas/on different channels either.

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    06/20/09

    @Devonna: I'm torn on this one too. The movie is PG-13... and that makes me wonder wth the litmus test is for a pg-13 rating.


    And it's been marketed the same here, Devonna.


    Generally, though, I use the pg-13 as an "OK, it's going to be in the f-bomb/boobs range" - which I'm ok with.


    Explaining bestiality on any level with my kids... not a fun day.

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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    06/20/09

    @Devonna: Ratings are much more specific though, and I would hope parents look at that before taking their kids to a film. Year One is rated PG-13, but the rating says: Crude and Sexual Content Throughout. Brief Strong Language and Comic Violence.


    Not that I'm going to see the film - it's not really my thing - but I just think Jackson wanted to have a go at Apatow, full stop.

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    Image of ErinGoBawl ErinGoBawl
    06/20/09

    In reply to Shia LaBeouf Explains His Weird Mom Comments, Still Thinks His Mom Is "Fly As Hell"
    Did it bother anyone else how Victoria included "homosexual" and "obese" as two of the terrible things in the movie? I probably wouldn't have noticed it if she hadn't used both to describe the character repeatedly, but that just kind of irked me a bit. Slaughtering animals after having sex with them= probably reason for PETA/people who are sensitive about animal violence to get a little testy. Big fat gay man "on screen"= makes you cry/feel dirty? Ehhh...
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    06/20/09

    @ErinGoBawl: Maybe that the movie was casting a bad light on big gay men made her cry?


    Yeah, I got nothing. Shenuts.

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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    06/20/09

    In reply to Shia LaBeouf Explains His Weird Mom Comments, Still Thinks His Mom Is "Fly As Hell"
    Love Mishap heh, that's quite a filmography she's got there.
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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    06/20/09

    @notheretomakefriends: Rumor is, her next movie after that is called Heartbreak Story , because 'Love means never having to say: It's over'
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    Image of PersonalBest PersonalBest
    06/20/09

    @notheretomakefriends: And appearing in a string of Rachel Green-esque roles post-2004 means never having to say 'Friends: It's over'
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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    06/20/09

    @PersonalBest: I liked her better in 'She's (looking for) the One' and 'The Good Girl (and the guy who was Bad for her)'
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    06/20/09

    @notheretomakefriends: Make it stop...dear God...just make it stop.
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    Image of GreyCat GreyCat
    06/20/09

    In reply to Shia LaBeouf Explains His Weird Mom Comments, Still Thinks His Mom Is "Fly As Hell"
    I'm glad Kevin Blatt took time to reflect on the possibility of the sex tape he was shopping having a detrimental effect on the poor girls career. Sweet of him. That type of concern and regard is just so hard to find nowadays. How wonderful that his conclusions on the matter also coincided with what was best for his pocketbook.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    06/20/09

    @GreyCat: Meh, I have a hard time sympathizing with anyone who has a sex tape "leaked". How likely is that to be a non-criminal accident?
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    Image of Sister Toldja Sister Toldja
    06/21/09

    @MizJenkins: Depends on the celeb/psuedo celeb in question. Sometimes, it really was the other person involved who leaks it. I dont know who this girl is other than she's on a show I would never watch and makes me pray for our little girls, so I cant call it here.
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    06/20/09

    In reply to Shia LaBeouf Explains His Weird Mom Comments, Still Thinks His Mom Is "Fly As Hell"
    Reached for comment, King Oedipus said, "I stabbed out my own eyes. Perhaps I should have plucked out my eardrums instead? I would still be able to see the children born of my incestuous union with my mother, but at least I could not hear Shia LaBeouf speak about his, the infinitely more disturbing choice."
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    Image of joshlyman joshlyman
    06/20/09

    In reply to Shia LaBeouf Explains His Weird Mom Comments, Still Thinks His Mom Is "Fly As Hell"
    So I know I'm not supposed to be happy about Bradley Whitford's divorce buuuuut, if this means I finally have a shot to upgrade from a lemonlyman to Mrs. Josh Lyman, I am totally cool with that.
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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    06/20/09

    @joshlyman: jaja I just saw that! are the commenters lemonlyman.com still that crazy and obsessed?
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    06/20/09

    @joshlyman: I'm fighting you for the title.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    06/20/09

    In reply to Shia LaBeouf Explains His Weird Mom Comments, Still Thinks His Mom Is "Fly As Hell"
    Um, Shia, exactly what context would make (and I'm paraphrasing) "If I could have sex with my mother I would" sound not ridiculous? It is hard to twist words to make it sound ridiculous when it is crazy to begin with.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/20/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Yes, but Mother's Day was coming up. That explains everything!
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    Image of Sugarshock Sugarshock
    06/20/09

    In reply to Shia LaBeouf Explains His Weird Mom Comments, Still Thinks His Mom Is "Fly As Hell"
    I just can't place exactly why it is, but Shia LaBeouf somehow looks perennially 15 to me...although the references to his mother as being "fly as hell" may have something to do with that.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    06/20/09

    @Sugarshock: Whenever I see him I think its one of the guys from DePeche Mode.
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    Image of lolacat lolacat
    06/20/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: Wha? Depeche Mode? Wha? I think you are talking about someone else... Capisce? Wink-wink. Yeah? (Martin Gore knows where you live and he is on his way, right now.)
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