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Jersey Shore Cast Members Daydream About Their Bright Futures (Mainly Annoying People Until They're Paid to Go Away)

So, these crazy Jersey kids are finally letting the spotlights fade and slipping elegantly into the dim anonymity of American life. Oh wait, just kidding, PAY ATTENTION TO THEM PLEASE. THEY HAVE A LOT OF GREAT "BRANDING" IDEAS FOR YOU. MTV caught up with JWoww, The Situation, Snooki, and all those other…

Nicole Scherzinger Wants You To Know Her Lips Were Near Chris Brown's But They Did Not Make Out

A blurry, dark shot of Nicole Scherzinger and Chris Brown at Supperclub in Hollywood (but could very well be any two face-touching alien-like blobs) has given everyone the idea that the X-Factor judge and former Pussycat Doll was kissing Brown, who is currently on a break from girlfriend Karrueche Tran. A sketchy…

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