Michelle Obama Wears Naeem Khan, Orders French Thigh-High Boots

• Michelle Obama wore a sterling-silver sequined dress by Indian-born designer Naeem Khan to a state dinner in honor of India's prime minister. [USAToday]
• Desiree Rogers wore Comme des Garçons. Which makes this the most fashion-forward administration, ever. [Mrs. O]

Brangelina Tries Jewelry Design; Lindsay Lohan For Bebe?

• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have designed a fine jewelry collection for Asprey, which goes on sale this week. The line, themed around snakes and called "The Protector," starts at $525; all proceeds go to support Jolie's children's charity. [WWD]

Stella's GapKids Line Debuts; Nicole's Navajo-Inspired Footwear

• Stella McCartney's collection for GapKids is pretty damn adorable. [KanyeUniverseCity]

Olsens Go Mass-Market; Mary J. Blige Opens Charity Center With Gucci

• The Olsen twins are launching a new juniors' collection for JC Penney, home of the brands Kimora Lee Simmons, Bisou Bisou, and Charlotte Ronson. It'll be called Olsenboye and is expected in stores this spring. [The Cut]

Nicole Richie Doing Designs; No Sampling Allowed At Oprah Store

• Of course a Nicole Richie clothing line was inevitable. It's called Winter Kate, and it will be hitting stores next February. [WWD]
• The full Jimmy Choo for H&M lookbook is out. [Daily Mail]

Stephanie Seymour Accused Of Bad Mothering; Manolo Blahnik "Hates" Celebrities

• Stephanie Seymour's divorce from Peter Brant is getting even uglier. After police were called to the couple's home following Seymour's complaint that Brant's security assaulted her, Brant has accused the model of drug use and is seeking sole child custody:

Lara Stone To Get Skinny; Megan Fox Sells Action Costume

• Model Lara Stone, size 4: "I don't want to be the fat one anymore, so, I have just started doing Pilates every morning, then going to the gym, running, and swimming." [ElleUK]

Fashion's Bloody Furry Night Out; Rodarte For Target Leaks To EBay

• PETA will protest Anna Wintour, Michael Bloomberg, and the cast of Hair as they kick off Fashion's Night Out in Queens. [PETA]
• Betsey Johnson will spend tonight driving between her stores in a pink convertible, holding up big signs. [WWD]

Kim Kardashian's Perfume "Truly...Speaks To My Fans" (What Does It Tell Them?!)

• Kim Kardashian, has, obviously, created a perfume. "The fragrance really captures who I am," she says ominously. [WWD]
• Heather Mills continues her controversial career, launching a line of recycled, re-modelled, animal-friendly (good!) clothes (bad. Very, very bad.) [DailyMail]

Fashion's Night Out's Celeb Lineup Announced; Tori Clothing Line A Reality

• The details of Fashion's Night Out — aka Anna Wintour's Plan To Save Retail — have been announced. Over 700 stores in all five boroughs will be participating in events that range from sewing circles to cook-ins to rock shows:

Doonan Jumps To Ed Hardy's Defense; Smell Like Kate Moss For Fall

• Barneys' Simon Doonan: "Criticizing Ed Hardy for being cheesy is like saying that Elvis was 'flashy' or that Liberace was 'tacky.' It's a giant case of DUH! Of course it's cheesy! That's the whole point, you doo-doo heads." [NY Observer]

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Kate's Balmain Copied; Punky Brewster Does Kids' Clothes

• The UK supermarket chain Asda has knocked off the Fall '09 Balmain dress that Kate Moss wore out dancing — and burst the seams of — two months ago. Asda's version costs just £16. [Telegraph]

Banana Republic Partners With Mad Men; Watch & Learn With Chanel Couture

• The return of Mad Men is a mere 37 days away, and the AMC show has struck a deal with Banana Republic:

Britney Picks Up A Polo Player; Rapist Designer's Conviction Upheld

• Britney Spears' second trip out the gate for Candie's is an equestrian-themed acid-trip Photoshopped to ridiculousness. [DListed]
• No Shit Headline Of The Day: "New Report Sees Luxury Struggling." [WWD]

Supermodel Gets Naked For Movie; The Kaiser Said To Be Leaving Chanel

• Posters The Last International Playboy, featuring Lydia Hearst in a state of undress have been banned in major cities. We just hope all this publicity right ahead of the June 12 release won't harm its box-office! [Observer]