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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    10/03/09

    In reply to Beyonce's Pop Hit With Paternity Suit; J.Lo Gave Madonna "Super-Sharp Looks"
    Beyonce's Single Ladies (A version for Daddy): "If you didn't want then you shoulda put a rubber on it. You didn't want it then you shoulda put a rubber on it. Uh oh oh uh oh oh oh!
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    Image of midwestdesigner midwestdesigner
    10/02/09

    In reply to Beyonce's Pop Hit With Paternity Suit; J.Lo Gave Madonna "Super-Sharp Looks"
    Anyone else read that as Beyonce having a pop (music) hit song with a paternity suit?
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    Hana Maru promoted this comment midwestdesigner was starred midwestdesigner was unstarred
    Image of Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole
    10/03/09

    @midwestdesigner: Yeah, I had to read it over a few times. I thought it was something confusing about her music.
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    Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole was starred Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole was unstarred
    Image of Apollonia Apollonia
    10/02/09

    In reply to Beyonce's Pop Hit With Paternity Suit; J.Lo Gave Madonna "Super-Sharp Looks"
    You're right Christoph Blocher. Also, when the DEA makes drug busts, they should really yell out 'WE'RE GOING TO KNOCK DOWN YOUR DOOR AND ARREST YOU!" because it's just rude to go into someone's house unannounced, ya know?
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    DutchessOfDork promoted this comment Apollonia was starred Apollonia was unstarred
    Image of DutchessOfDork DutchessOfDork
    10/02/09

    @Apollonia: Yes because Roman Polanski told the 13 year old. By the way, I am going to drug you and rape you.
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    Image of margareita metermaid margareita metermaid
    10/03/09

    @Apollonia: That's exactly what I was thinking and I was all pissed off intending to write something similar. So, Mr. Blocher, when the authorities are looking to arrest fugitives, it is commonplace to give them a call first to warn them of impending arrest? What a great strategy!
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    Image of erinna erinna
    10/02/09

    In reply to Beyonce's Pop Hit With Paternity Suit; J.Lo Gave Madonna "Super-Sharp Looks"
    I really like the idea of Bullets 4 Peace, off to check it out....
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    Hana Maru promoted this comment erinna was starred erinna was unstarred
    Image of erinna erinna
    10/02/09

    @erinna: ok, mad expensive. $275 for a bullet with a silver chain? and you can only give $5 to charity? I'll stick with Give 2 The Troops
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    Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) promoted this comment erinna was starred erinna was unstarred
    Image of Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole
    10/03/09

    @erinna: Kinda ironic that they're studded with diamonds, though...
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    Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole was starred Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole was unstarred
    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    10/02/09

    In reply to Beyonce's Pop Hit With Paternity Suit; J.Lo Gave Madonna "Super-Sharp Looks"
    So Laurieanne is giving GaGa the boom, ka, boom,ka treatment. Yeah, I watched too many Making the Band episodes.
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    Image of Lizard in the Wires - Please, call it hamburger time. Lizard in the Wires - Please, call it hamburger time.
    10/02/09

    In reply to Beyonce's Pop Hit With Paternity Suit; J.Lo Gave Madonna "Super-Sharp Looks"
    Dear Hollywood,
    When you are making Arnold Schwarzenegger look like the only one among you who has any rational thought, maybe it's time to rethink a few things.
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    pantsless economist...access RESTORED promoted this comment Lizard in the Wires - Please, call it hamburger time. was starred Lizard in the Wires - Please, call it hamburger time. was unstarred
    Image of ClementinedeWinter ClementinedeWinter
    10/02/09

    @Lizard in the Wires is on Rails: I already felt that way when I saw Bill Maher's tweet.
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    DutchessOfDork promoted this comment ClementinedeWinter was starred ClementinedeWinter was unstarred
    Image of DutchessOfDork DutchessOfDork
    10/02/09

    @ClementinedeWinter: Why is so much of hollywood defending Polanski? If u can give a 13 year old a lude and do her in the naughty place, where is the line?
    - Wow. Go Bill.
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    Image of ClementinedeWinter ClementinedeWinter
    10/02/09

    @DutchessOfDork: Yeah, he's an ass for phrasing it that way. He didn't sign the "Free Polanski" petition, though.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    10/02/09

    @DutchessOfDork: *Ahem* Well...there it is.
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    Image of CParis CParis
    10/02/09

    @Lizard in the Wires is on Rails:

    Agree! These people are pathetic.
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    CParis was starred CParis was unstarred
    Image of Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole
    10/02/09

    @DutchessOfDork: rape culture.
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    Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole was starred Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole was unstarred
    Image of angelheadedhipster angelheadedhipster
    07/01/09

    In reply to Betsey Wants To Be "Like Ralph!"; Beyonce, Mom Do Sasha Fierce For Deréon
    I enjoy referring to The House of Dereon as The House of Diarrhea. What shall I call the Sasha Fierce line? Sasha Feces?
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    07/01/09

    @angelheadedhipster: Sasha Fecal.
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    07/01/09

    In reply to Betsey Wants To Be "Like Ralph!"; Beyonce, Mom Do Sasha Fierce For Deréon
    Can Nicole Richie really credit herself with her "bohemian style"? Shouldn't Rachel Zoe be getting some sort of royalties out of the deal?
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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    07/01/09

    In reply to Betsey Wants To Be "Like Ralph!"; Beyonce, Mom Do Sasha Fierce For Deréon
    I have a massive girl boner for Jeurgen Teller. He is smart, talented, and evidently really sweet and humble.
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    nessalicious was starred nessalicious was unstarred
    Image of Ant Girl Ant Girl
    07/01/09

    In reply to Betsey Wants To Be "Like Ralph!"; Beyonce, Mom Do Sasha Fierce For Deréon
    Other J-Lo perfume titles:

    Look at me Glow

    Glowing Bride

    Glowing red

    So Much For the Afterglow

    Glow-rius

    My Glowiness

    and her kids line: Glow Worm (glow in the dark stickers included).
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    07/01/09

    @Ant Girl:


    My Glow-rogative
    Waiting for Glownight
    Glow in Manhattan
    On the Glow
    Jenny from the Glow

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    Image of SevenNationArmy SevenNationArmy
    07/01/09

    In reply to Betsey Wants To Be "Like Ralph!"; Beyonce, Mom Do Sasha Fierce For Deréon
    Wait wait wait...Karl Lagerfeld has a...farm...in Vermont? Thats the strangest thing I've ever read.


    I'm kinda disappointed in Beyonce's mom thats not nearly as hot-mess tacky as I wanted. :(

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/01/09

    @SevenNationArmy hates summer: I was just about to post the same thing about Lagerfeld. I'm picturing him in black overalls with his high buttoned shirt underneath telling the cows they're demode.
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    Image of telecomic the thoughtful red panda telecomic the thoughtful red panda
    07/01/09

    In reply to Betsey Wants To Be "Like Ralph!"; Beyonce, Mom Do Sasha Fierce For Deréon
    American Apparel - Made in America, But Not by Americans.
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    telecomic the thoughtful red panda was starred telecomic the thoughtful red panda was unstarred
    Image of Laulau Laulau
    07/01/09

    @telecomic the thoughtful red panda: Seriously, I thought their whole shtick (pre-porniness) was treating the manufacturing end well? I could be wrong, but bringing in people illegally (rather than hiring people with valid working papers), and then letting them remain undocumented (and hence at risk for deportation) does not sound employee-friendly to me. There goes that silver lining to the existence of AA.
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    Image of Abra Abra
    07/01/09

    @telecomic the thoughtful red panda: I think you mean "Not by Amurrikins."
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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    07/01/09

    In reply to Betsey Wants To Be "Like Ralph!"; Beyonce, Mom Do Sasha Fierce For Deréon
    Genesis 5:3 according to the SexyFace Bible. Tatiana, you are the bee's knees
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    07/01/09

    In reply to Betsey Wants To Be "Like Ralph!"; Beyonce, Mom Do Sasha Fierce For Deréon
    Like many 66-year-olds we know, Betsey Johnson is eyeing retirement. "I should be retired. I'm basically screwing up because I'm not retired. I'd like to go in four days a month, something like that," says the designer.


    God, that sounds like me, and I'm 22!

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    Image of special_boots special_boots
    07/01/09

    In reply to Betsey Wants To Be "Like Ralph!"; Beyonce, Mom Do Sasha Fierce For Deréon
    The names of Jennifer Lopez's perfumes are like generations of racehorses!
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    special_boots was starred special_boots was unstarred
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