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    Oldies But...Huh?

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    Image of Slovenly Muse Slovenly Muse
    04/08/09

    In reply to Oldies But...Huh?
    Wait... which one is supposed to be the daughter?


    Ivory: Getting moms mistaken for kindergartners since 1968.

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    Slovenly Muse was starred Slovenly Muse was unstarred
    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    04/08/09

    In reply to Oldies But...Huh?
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    Jack_Burton was starred Jack_Burton was unstarred
    Image of undomesticgoddess doesn't sleep a wink undomesticgoddess doesn't sleep a wink
    04/08/09

    @Jack_Burton: I'm pretty sure that was my little girl look.
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    undomesticgoddess doesn't sleep a wink was starred undomesticgoddess doesn't sleep a wink was unstarred
    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    04/08/09

    In reply to Oldies But...Huh?
    Is this an ad for Ivory or Dexedrine? No soap is gonna make your face that vacant and serene.
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    TheUptightMidwesterner was starred TheUptightMidwesterner was unstarred
    Image of badmutha badmutha
    04/08/09

    In reply to Oldies But...Huh?
    Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest one of all? WHAT! Snow White?! WHERE THE HELL IS MY IVORY SOAP!
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    badmutha was starred badmutha was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    04/08/09

    In reply to Oldies But...Huh?
    No, but according to the pageant moms, I can make her look like she's my age. Win!
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    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of Brigit Brigit
    04/08/09

    In reply to Oldies But...Huh?
    If you can ... you have probably married a pedo.
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    Brigit was starred Brigit was unstarred
    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    04/08/09

    In reply to Oldies But...Huh?
    You know who you should compete with? Your daughter. That way you silly women will have your minds occupied.
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    Eleanor Ramilly was starred Eleanor Ramilly was unstarred
    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    04/08/09

    In reply to Oldies But...Huh?
    Ivory - BAD for la face. Dries you out.

    Howevs, my Gramps used on his snow white hair instead of shampoo - and man alive did he have some kick ass hair!
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    DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton was starred DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton was unstarred
    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    04/08/09

    In reply to Oldies But...Huh?
    Somewhere in Long Island, Dina Lohan has this picture framed above her fireplace.
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    Santos L Halper was starred Santos L Halper was unstarred
    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    04/08/09

    In reply to Oldies But...Huh?
    I don't think I can compete with either of their neo-Victorian high-necked gowns.
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    Mary McCarthyite was starred Mary McCarthyite was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    04/08/09

    In reply to Oldies But...Huh?
    I didn't know they had mother-daughter Joy Books.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of ExtraCelestial ExtraCelestial
    04/08/09

    In reply to Oldies But...Huh?
    There's a Lifetime movie about this somewhere
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    ExtraCelestial was starred ExtraCelestial was unstarred
    Image of Understater Understater
    04/08/09

    @TinkishDelight: Yeah, it's called "Leave My Daughter Alone! And Look At Me Instead!"
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    Understater was starred Understater was unstarred
    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    04/08/09

    @Understater: Ugh. On multiple levels. That is all.
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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ was starred Rooo sez BISH PLZ was unstarred
    Image of so5minutesago so5minutesago
    04/08/09

    In reply to Oldies But...Huh?
    She looks like she's fresh off the FLS compound. I don't know what this says about her and/or them.
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    so5minutesago was starred so5minutesago was unstarred
    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    04/08/09

    @so5minutesago: I was gonna say, I'm seeing shades of Big Love all over this.
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    katie.scarlett.o'hara was starred katie.scarlett.o'hara was unstarred
    Image of par3 par3
    04/08/09

    @so5minutesago: it's the ruffly mock neck...mmmrrrrr!!!!!!!!
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    Image of geekgirlliz geekgirlliz
    04/08/09

    In reply to Oldies But...Huh?
    I just want to know whose affection she is supposed to be competing for against a baby?


    Pedophiles? Her husband?


    Creepy.

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    geekgirlliz was starred geekgirlliz was unstarred
    Image of pinkyBella pinkyBella
    04/08/09

    @geekgirlliz: I had the same questions. Very creepy.
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    pinkyBella was starred pinkyBella was unstarred
    Image of hannapdx hannapdx
    04/08/09

    @geekgirlliz: ditto on the creep factor. If my mom looked younger than me when I was small, I'd be weirded out for sure
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    hannapdx was starred hannapdx was unstarred
    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    04/08/09

    In reply to Oldies But...Huh?
    If you can't, then CAST HER OUT. She deserves it because she's a child harlot. Who is tempting your poor husband.
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    prestocaro fears the culling was starred prestocaro fears the culling was unstarred
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