Ivanka Trump Beats The Chill In (Ugh) Chinchilla
[New York, December 18. Image via Splash.]
Breaking: Hugh Laurie Is "Minor"-ly Depressed; Jessica Simpson Has Cramps.
Seriously Star. Hugh Laurie's "Minor Depression" is not worth a full headline or a several hundred word story. We're minorly depressed most days! The article is about how he misses his family because they're in England and he's in Los Angeles. Scintillating! Next up on Star's story roster: Brad Pitt's foot hurts,…
A Well-Educated Woman Makes A Weird Decision
Name: Ivanka Trump
Age: 25
Education: NYC's Chapin School; Choate in Connecticut; Georgetown University for 2 years; was graduated from Wharton School, University of Pennsylvania, magna cum laude.
Professional: Worked for Forest City Enterprises; is currently the VP, Real Estate Development and Acquisitions, Trump…
Amy Winehouse's Brain May Not Be Normal
- Today in Amy Winehouse news: The singer left rehab, hopped on a helicopter and flew to London to get a brain scan. Doctors are worried that she has a form of epilepsy. Also, her husband wants things to get back to normal. And since "normal" is apparently doing copious amounts of coke and heroin, we vote "no, no, no."…
Donald Trump Can Shove It
Having posted our occasional Hollywood casting-roundup yesterday evening (and it being the morning and all) our eyes glazed over when we spotted the word "Trump" in a headline in Daily Variety today. But thank god we took a closer look! It looks like Donald Trump was so inspired after saving onetime Miss USA Tara…
Vanessa Minnillo Is The Tit Grabber In Lindsay Lohan Slasher Pic
- So it was Vanessa Minnillo in those Lohan-knife-"sexy"? photos! We thought Minnillo was famous for dating Nick Lachey but apparently she's also famous for being the celebrity interviewer least likely to interview celebrities now that she's a seasoned starfucker. Also, she is one of the very exclusive cadre of…
Ivanka Trump's New Jewelry Looks Just Like Her Toilet
- Ivanka Trump strikes out on her on, forging the path to independence utilized by kids with trust funds everywhere: She's designing an eponymous jewelry collection, and the pieces are rich with detail. Because nothing says, More Than Just Another Shallow Heiress! like a signature clasp that pays homage to your…
Oh, To Be Simultaneously Fancied By Zach Braff And Adam Levine!
- Adam Levine and Zach Braff are probably two of the most intriguing men of our age. One is the frontman for Maroon 5, which some record company executive once told us was basically our generation's heir to The Police, while the other gave us the not-at-all masturbatory Garden State, and a few weeks ago asked had his…
