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    Lindsay Lohan Off Her Rocker About Being Off The Cover

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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    03/05/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Off Her Rocker About Being Off The Cover
    Taylor Momsen already has the Cheri Currie hair, so they should probs just give the role to her.
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    Image of lisas lisas
    03/05/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Off Her Rocker About Being Off The Cover
    I too believe in my heart of hearts that Fifty Cent is both smoking hot and brilliant.


    It always makes me anxious when I think the same as Sharon Stone, because then I might start going out in public wearing nothing but sheer black gauzy stuff and all my bits hanging out on display.

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    Image of Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit) Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
    03/05/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Off Her Rocker About Being Off The Cover
    Whoa, okay slow down, speed reader. I read that as Matt Damon prepping for a role AS Nelson Mandela, and my mind swirled with all the Benjamin Button-esque CGI-meets-makeup-fx that would entail.


    Clearly, the coffee has not kicked in yet.

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    Image of CrankyOldBroad CrankyOldBroad
    03/05/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Off Her Rocker About Being Off The Cover
    Jerry Hall, I love you for that backhand ex-husband burn.
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    03/05/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Off Her Rocker About Being Off The Cover
    Hold the front page when Russell Brand is seen NOT kissing some girl.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    03/05/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Off Her Rocker About Being Off The Cover
    Ralph Macchio is still gorgeous. Its amazing really.
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    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    03/05/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Off Her Rocker About Being Off The Cover
    Look Katherine, I've really tried. I loved Izzie Stevens for years, long past the time when most of the internet thought of her as a laughingstock crazee ladee. I've shelled out money for and sometimes even enjoyed your ventures into Hollywood. I indulged your penchant for saying what was on your mind, as impolitic as those statements have sometimes been. But you are DETERMINED to make this as hard for me as possible.


    PLEASE STOP ACTING LIKE A GODDAMN DIVA. YOU ARE RUINING THIS FOR ME. CAPS ARE THE ONLY RECOURSE.

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    Image of par3 par3
    03/05/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Off Her Rocker About Being Off The Cover
    Chris Isaak's has a show on the BIO channel, and his cohost is a dog named Rodney. "Rodney is not 'my' dog, because you can't own a living thing, OK," he says. "We're friends" - then Isaak breaks into song.


    THANK YOU!

    i hate when people say 'dog's OWNER or MASTER'... this is how i will one day refer to my children- see how that sounds.

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    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    03/05/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Off Her Rocker About Being Off The Cover
    It seems to me that LL is living more and more in her own bizarro-world with each passing day.


    Lindsay, would you like to be relevant again? Please film a decent movie.


    Thank you,
    America.

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    Image of Stabby McStabberson Stabby McStabberson
    03/05/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Off Her Rocker About Being Off The Cover
    the latest GOOP email starts: "A couple of months ago, I had the great pleasure of being invited to Mario Batali's house for dinner (Yes, that was a lucky f***ing invitation). Emeril Lagasse was also there as a guest..."


    i think someone's spoken to goopy about her tone, because past issues would not have had the added parenthetical, "Yes, that was a lucky f***ing invitation."

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    Image of t-yo3 t-yo3
    03/05/09

    @Stabby McStabberson is stabby: I just checked and the posting on the website says (Yes, I am a lucky motherf**ker!). I don't like it, I think it's glib. It's like she's been reading all the criticism of GOOP (which I really had no real views on, one way or the other, before this) and so she's like Fine, you want me to acknowledge how lucky I am? Well, here you go, okay? Happy now, haters?


    Acknowledging ur privilege, Gwyneth, ur doing it rong.

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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    03/05/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Off Her Rocker About Being Off The Cover
    The Osbournes have a reality show? Shut the front door! That's awesome.


    P.S. Is it 2002?

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    Image of devilchyld22 devilchyld22
    03/05/09

    @Kivrin: It's a new variety show!


    I love them, and I'm actually pretty excited for this.


    I'm sure it won't last, but I shall enjoy it while it does.

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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    03/05/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Off Her Rocker About Being Off The Cover
    What would you do if someone told you that you "look and act like Lindsay Lohan."
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    Image of Eeva Eeva
    03/05/09

    @morninggloria: I'd say "Mean Girls Lindsay Lohan or downward-spiral-someone-else's-jeans tabloid Lindsay Lohan?"
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    03/05/09

    @Eeva: I told him to get his eyes checked. Then I did a line off Sam Ronson's wrist.
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    Image of winchesterwolcott winchesterwolcott
    03/05/09

    @morninggloria: Someone tells me that I look like her all the time. It makes me very, very angry. I have also had a person (this is within the last few years) tell me that I look like another person who may or may not have been involved in a feud with LL. It caused me to become belligerently drunk. People tell me I look like other people all the time. It makes me nervous.
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    Image of lisas lisas
    03/05/09

    @winchesterwolcott: B-b-b-but... looking like Lindsay is a compliment, surely.
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    Image of kaiwhakamarie kaiwhakamarie
    03/05/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Off Her Rocker About Being Off The Cover
    I almost wish people would quit leaking stories about Chris Brown and Rihanna. I can't seem to stop reading about it, because I feel all invested, and I'm not even remotely surprised to hear that it wasn't the first time. But still, something in me was hoping against hope there were some extenuating circumstances we weren't privy to and that's' why she took him back.


    But she's just part of a cycle, like so many of us other women were. *sad*

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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    03/05/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Off Her Rocker About Being Off The Cover
    Chris Martin says he's given Natalie Imbruglia "the best Coldplay song of all time.


    Which means what exactly? That the song will be particularly pretty elevator music or that it will suck extra hard in the way only Coldplay can?

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    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    03/05/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: Talk about damning with faint praise. If I said something like that, I would mean it as an insult ...
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    03/05/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: Shameful confession: I actually like Coldplay's latest album, but only as background music while I work. I know, it's awful, but I can't help myself.
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    03/05/09

    @HarpMadness: I heard it as a threat.


    @Kivrin: Coldplay as aural wallpaper makes sense. I've also successfully used them as a soporific.

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    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    03/05/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: Yes.
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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    03/05/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Off Her Rocker About Being Off The Cover
    I read somewhere that Nia Vardalos will go the bank and get a couple of hundred dollars out and then give $10 or $20 to homeless people she comes into contact with on the streets of LA throughout the month. I think most of her movies are fairly atrocious but when I heard that I liked her.


    That being said, I will likely still not see this movie but my mom probably will.

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