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Saturday Night Social: There's a Stare about This Cat

I never know how to feel about cats. They're like the cool kids in the cafeteria—if they interact with me I am golden, but if they don't, I pretend that I don't care even though I do. Just a little. I don't want that life, I'm just saying they could appreciate mine for a moment. BUT NOPE THEY'RE CATS. TEAM BABY… » 9/13/14 6:40pm 9/13/14 6:40pm

Saturday Night Social: This Is What I've Been Waiting For

Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that I suck at telling jokes. If a joke is longer than two lines, I am bound to fuck it up. Honestly, it happens all the time—I get caught up in unnecessary embellishments, I'll make it to the penultimate line and then realize that I left out a detail that is absolutely… » 8/30/14 6:47pm 8/30/14 6:47pm