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    Let's Get Biblical

    Fundamentalist Fashion: Not So Different Than High Design
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    Image of Booksaretoo Booksaretoo
    11/20/09

    In reply to Let's Get Biblical
    I hope none of my students use this excuse if I catch them plagiarizing. "So what if I didn't write this argument essay? God used early scribes for his work!"
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    Image of funzette funzette
    11/20/09

    In reply to Let's Get Biblical
    So what if Sarah Palin didn't write this book? Even Jamal Jenkins and Lenni Frazier used a ghostwriter to solve crimes!
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    Image of lastsinglestanding lastsinglestanding
    11/20/09

    In reply to Let's Get Biblical
    Everybody, chill! I posted this in groupthink the other day. The entire Amazon review is CLEARLY sarcasm.
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    heykoukla promoted this comment lastsinglestanding was starred lastsinglestanding was unstarred
    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    11/20/09

    @lastsinglestanding: I read your comment in groupthink, and that's why I knew this was a joke (as I posted below). Credit where it's due - thank you!
    (Although, judging from the umpteen comments still taking it seriously, I'm guessing not many people read the comments anyway....)
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Let's Get Biblical
    "dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb!"
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11/20/09

    In reply to Let's Get Biblical
    She just bought the A&E Biography Edition of Mad-Libs and filled it out in crayon while she was at the Wasilla Sizzler, next to the outlet mall, don't 'cha know.
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    Edited by Jack_Burton at 11/20/09 1:58 PM Jack_Burton was starred Jack_Burton was unstarred
    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    11/20/09

    In reply to Let's Get Biblical
    Actually, I'm pretty sure Sarah did not, in fact, write this book. It was either:

    A. A ghostwriter
    B. the devil

    I will leave you to decide.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/20/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I'm gonna have to go with the Prince of Darkness on this one. Too many lies for it not to be the Father of Lies.
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    Image of SidheDragon SidheDragon
    11/20/09

    In reply to Let's Get Biblical
    Its really kind of fitting that all the comments on this Sarah Palin pic are italicized, given her obvious slant.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment SidheDragon was starred SidheDragon was unstarred
    Image of FroderickFronkensteen FroderickFronkensteen
    11/20/09

    In reply to Let's Get Biblical
    Somehow I can't envision monks huddling for decades creating illuminated manuscripts of "Going Rogue."
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    Image of suddenvalley suddenvalley
    11/20/09

    @FroderickFronkensteen: Replace "monks" with "monkeys", "decades" with "minutes" and "illuminated manuscripts" with "colouring books" and I think we might have found The Truth.
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    Image of spiraloflife spiraloflife
    11/20/09

    In reply to Let's Get Biblical
    So is Sarah Palin the wrathful Old Testament God or nice New Testament God?
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment spiraloflife was starred spiraloflife was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/20/09

    @spiraloflife: I'm pretty sure she's a golden calf in lipstick.
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    Image of Gumbina80 Gumbina80
    11/20/09

    In reply to Let's Get Biblical
    Has she given us any updated commands regarding cleanliness during our monthly flows? I'm hoping we're not supposed to be stoned anymore if we have sex during that time. Sarah: Please deliver us God's opinion on this matter!
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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    11/20/09

    In reply to Let's Get Biblical
    Is it wrong that I was hoping for a video involving Palin in 80's workout gear? Make it happen, liberal media.

    I mean God speaks to us in many forms, so why can't Palin let us hear her body talk?
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    Image of MalinaMango MalinaMango
    11/20/09

    @sympathyforthebasementcat: This is the closest I can find. She's a perfectly decent sports reporter, and I wish she had kept that job.

    [purdue.fandome.com]
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    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    11/20/09

    @sympathyforthebasementcat: If it is wrong, I don't want to be right, ever.
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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    11/20/09

    @MalinaMango: Love the hair. How much better would it look with a sweatband though?

    Her teleprompter-reading skills have improved, but little else.
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    Image of rowingrowingrowing rowingrowingrowing
    11/20/09

    @sympathyforthebasementcat: I just wish that the nutjob right wing wasn't so hopelessly devoted to her.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/20/09

    In reply to Let's Get Biblical
    And in the sixth month the angel Gabriel sent from God unto a city of Wasilla, to a virgin espoused to a man whose name was Levi, of the house of Meth; and the virgin's name was Bristol. And the angel came in unto her, and said, Hail! thou that art highly favored, the Lord is with thee: blessed art thou among snowbillies.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
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    11/20/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I knew there was going to be a bestie from this post.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/20/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I like snowbillies. I shall use it from now on.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/20/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): And Levi begat Tripp, and Tripp begat Pip, and Pip begat Pippin, and Pippin begat Frodo...
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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    11/20/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit):

    And Sarah begat Trig, Uncle of Trip;
    But nay, Trig is the half-Brother of Trip,
    sayeth Andrew of the Sullites.
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    Image of thelawschooldropout thelawschooldropout
    11/20/09

    In reply to Let's Get Biblical
    Let me hear your bible talk, your bible talk/ Let me hear your bible taaaaallk
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    11/20/09

    In reply to Let's Get Biblical
    Guys, it's a joke review (although some of the other five-star reviews are, sadly, real). Here is the same line in a review by "Rich Merritt:"

    [www.amazon.com]
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    Edited by heykoukla at 11/20/09 1:44 PM heykoukla was starred heykoukla was unstarred
    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/20/09

    In reply to Let's Get Biblical
    I can't wait for her to command someone to slam their staff into the ground and create an oil pipeline out of Alaska, with nothing more than the threat of a burning bush.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    11/20/09

    @CurtCole: Or part the Bering Sea so she can walk right over to Russia*!

    *I had originally typed Alaska -- duh. Friday afternoon brain problems.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/20/09

    @Kivrin: Or have wolf meat rain down from Heaven!
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/20/09

    @CurtCole: ACK!!!! I can't stand that visual! Some goes for moose meat! ACK!!!
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