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Sukie in the Graveyard
04/09/09

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WTF Oregon.

We want to keep PORTLAND weird... not the entire damn state...

(but still, you're heart is in the right place?)
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par3
04/09/09

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this is typical of eastern europe. i wish i could rip some billboards off the roadways here and post em. i'll look around on the net. ah...the marketing nerd in me is about to strike.

exhibit a. (subliminal sexy times)

The group Jack-off.

exhibit b. Butt-on

exhibit c. taking a look at the

exhibit d. up-skirting

i have to take the dog out so i'll continue with the exhibits later
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BabyJane
04/09/09

@par3: OH MY!
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shewar
04/09/09

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The 3rd photo is the only one that freaks me out. I have a phobia of the "Eiffel Tower" ...you know. Or google it.

The rest are just too stupid and campy to really find offensive. What I'd be most interested in is how many of you ladies find getting jizzed on, on your face, offensive. Discuss.
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TurtleSpeak
04/09/09

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These ads make me never want to drink milk again. The idea of drinking an entire glass of semen is stomach turning. Why oh why would anyone think that associating milk with jizz would make it more appetizing?
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Cicada
04/09/09

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The one with the woman with the spots is kind of cute. Mostly because she just looks like she's playing around and spitting milk.

There are interesting implications in the ones where the models are pouring the milk on themselves. Hmmm...
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R_Claw
04/09/09

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I don't know, I think these are funny. If anything it seems to be evoking Sploshing, which I hear can be pretty fun.
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Macloserboy
04/09/09

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Not that it matters, but these are "facials." "Bukkake" refers to a group of guys. You may return to your outrage already in progress.
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msAnthrope
04/09/09

@Macloserboy:

but that's exactly what's hinted at in these ads. as i mentioned, no way one guy is gonna be able to produce that much.
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pear.shaped.Sara
04/09/09

@Macloserboy: Especially 3rd down from the top. There are two separate streams of "milk"
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msAnthrope
04/09/09

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men like to wish they had this much semen to ejaculate. usually it's what, a teaspoon or so?
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Zombies make the heart grow fonder
04/09/09

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On a positive note, I really like how the models look iridescent.
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nadoush86
04/09/09

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did anyone hear about how Bukkake is now illegal in Oregon?

dunno how to link but here it is:

[www.oregonlive.com]
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Dodai
04/09/09

@nadoush86: it's linked above.
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NellMood
04/09/09

@nadoush86: Only if there isn't consent.
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hydrogen_jukebox
04/09/09

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The worst part about this?

I'm drinking milk right now. Well, I was drinking milk until about a minute ago.
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Eric Northman is mine
04/09/09

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Oh how inclusive they also included an Asian model. rolls eyes Thanks Russia but i'm lactose intolerant; suck on that!
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devilchyld22
04/09/09

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My ex-boyfriend would love this.

He once asked to put milk in my vagina.

I declined. Just didn't seem right.
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Merkin
04/09/09

@devilchyld22: Sounds like an invitation to the mother of all yeast infections. You could've suggested yogourt I guess.
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pear.shaped.Sara
04/09/09

@Merkin: Flavor/sugar free yogurt plz!
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Jello Mix
04/09/09

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The proposed law follows an incident last June when a man threw his semen on a mother in a Portland area Target store. Her little girl saw it first.

ICK ICK ICK
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BabyJane
04/09/09

@Jello Mix inspired Little Chocolate Donuts, No. 5: And may I add EW EW EW.
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Beat Girl
04/09/09

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If there was no milk in these shots, they'd be bangin'. That's what I'm most pissed about.
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Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
04/09/09

@Beat Girl [formerly Miss Carrie Nation]: I thought that too! Most of them are quite cool pictures, taking away the blatant and not-at-all amusing insinuation.
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margareita metermaid
04/09/09

@Beat Girl [formerly Miss Carrie Nation]: I like the styling (minus the cowbells and milk splatters) and the facial expressions are interesting, but I'm getting kinda tired of even "artistic" pics using so much 'diffuse glow' or whatev photoshop tool that makes skin looks like plastic/porcelain. I wanna see some REAL faces-- it makes even pretty, abstract shots like this so much more interesting.
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