It Probably Couldn’t Happen to You

The winners of the $640 million jackpot, bonanza, I'm gonna quit my job, burn this office park to the ground, and build a water park lottery bought their tickets in Maryland, Kansas, and Illinois according to the Wall Street Journal. Though we won't know who the lucky (or not so lucky, depending on how much credence… » 3/31/12 1:00pm 3/31/12 1:00pm