The One Hot Guy on Girls Quits Because He Can't Stand Lena Dunham

Say goodbye to sadsacky-turned-sexier Zuckerbergian Charlie, Marnie's (Allison Williams') chewtoy on Girls (have you guys even heard of this show? Because like NOBODY talks about it). Actor Christopher Abbott and the Prince mustache he sports in his downtime have "abruptly" departed from the HBO show shortly after … » 4/04/13 9:00am 4/04/13 9:00am

Helen Mirren Scolds Sam Mendes For Dude-Laden Thank You Speech

Yo, Helen Mirren! Can I watch you have a cognac and take notes on how to be a woman? K thanks. During her speech after receiving her Legend Award at the Empire Movie Awards last night, Mirren drew attention to fellow award recipient Sam Mendes' sausage-fest of thank yous and inspirations. (Specifically: PT Anderson,… » 3/25/13 9:00am 3/25/13 9:00am

Kate Middleton's Uterus Is Making Camilla Parker Bowles an Alcoholic

Some ludicrous story in the Globe says that the bright, sparkling English promise that is Kate Middleton's possibly-occupied womb has sent Camilla Parker Bowles straight to the bottle; she was reportedly sent to dry up in a 7-day detox retreat in Bangalore, India. Camilla and Prince Charles (the latter who has… » 11/30/12 9:00am 11/30/12 9:00am

Kourtney Kardashian Pulled A Baby Out Of Her Vagina On Television

Here are graphic photos of Kourtney Kardashian birthing her new child Penelope Scotland Disick, which are screenshots of the televised delivery from the season finale of Keeping Up With The Kardashians yesterday. And all of the Kardashians were there (even brother Rob), and you were there, and you were there, and … » 9/17/12 9:00am 9/17/12 9:00am

Bachelorette Has Bridesmaids, but Also Blow, Bulimia and Bitterness

It's unfortunate, in a way, that Bachelorette came out after Bridesmaids. The story was actually a stage play in 2010 (when it was, sigh, compared to Sex And The City), and although there are bridesmaids at the heart of the story, Bachelorette is quite different. In Bridesmaids, when Maya Rudolph's character… » 9/07/12 4:10pm 9/07/12 4:10pm

Isla Fisher Talks About the Time Her Mom Got Tea-Bagged

What should a morning show expect when they invite on three edgy young actresses to promote a dark and raunchy wedding comedy? Talk of lace frocks and little white gloves? Tips for being the ultimate hostess? A rousing discussion on needlepoint? No? How about some good ol' fashioned stories about tea-bagging, the act… » 9/05/12 10:50am 9/05/12 10:50am

Isla Fisher Calls Her Bachelorette Character An 'Overconfident…

Isla Fisher is often cast in the role of silly/crazy party girl, which she consistently pulls off with charming and hilarious aplomb, but you kind of have to wonder if she ever gets sick of the ditzy schtick. It doesn't sound like it from her recent interview with Huffington Post about playing Katie in Bachelorette,… » 9/03/12 4:45pm 9/03/12 4:45pm

Today in Hell Yes, Here's The Trailer For Bachelorette (Not The Chris…

Admittedly, it's a little disconcerting to acknowledge that the post-Bridesmaids "bridesmaids behaving badly/horribly" is now a common movie trope, since there are many other settings for women to lose their shit that aren't about wedding insecurities. (The DMV! A McDonalds Playplace ball pit! Hershey Park! Anywhere… » 7/21/12 2:00pm 7/21/12 2:00pm

The Mulligan-Mumford Muptials Are Apparently Happening Today

It's all happening! Carey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford (otherwise known as the Sith version of Michelle Williams and Jason Segel) are getting married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And they will dance until the sun rises. And then… » 4/21/12 11:00am 4/21/12 11:00am

Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper Split Up

Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger will sadly no longer be putting their hands in the backs of one another's jean pockets. The couple, who first met six years ago while filming Case 39, which I'm sure at least one of you remembers as being…good? bad? one of those, had been dating for nearly two years. That's a pretty… » 3/18/11 7:30pm 3/18/11 7:30pm