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    Someone Really, Really Really Wants You To Go See The Proposal
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    06/17/09

    In reply to Someone Really, Really Really Wants You To Go See The Proposal
    He doesn't wax his chest... He just went up a notch in my book.
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    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    06/18/09

    @rodmanstreet: Seriously! I don't know when it became a "thing" for men to wax their chests (unless they're body-builders). I am very "yes please" to the natural fuzzy look!
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    Image of clevernamehere clevernamehere
    06/17/09

    In reply to Someone Really, Really Really Wants You To Go See The Proposal
    Are we complaining about this?


    I really don't mind, even though he is totally orange.


    Loads and loads of male movies are marketed with the hot girl principal. Megan Fox has devoted an entire career to being that girl.


    Since we're not going to get rid of the overhyped naked girl, I'm totally ready for gender parity.

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    Image of TurtleSpeak TurtleSpeak
    06/17/09

    @clevernamehere: I'm not complaining. I wish they did it to more men actually. Hell, even after they stop doing the naked girl thing (as if that would ever happen), we have at least a century of freebie objectification of men... so long to go before we're even. Yes I am petty.
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    Image of SpicyTamale is a GA peach SpicyTamale is a GA peach
    06/17/09

    In reply to Someone Really, Really Really Wants You To Go See The Proposal
    When i see him i think of Clueless where Cher sees Christian for the first time and in slow-mo she mouthes, "Damn."


    Yeah. right there.

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    Image of sequined sequined
    06/17/09

    In reply to Someone Really, Really Really Wants You To Go See The Proposal
    I think he's going to look phenomenal as he gets older. Can you imagine him with silver streaks and some mild wrinkles? I see several more decades of eye candy here.
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    06/17/09

    In reply to Someone Really, Really Really Wants You To Go See The Proposal
    This reminds me of my favorite phrase used to describe the V shaped muscles on the lower abdomen - Cum Gutters.

    That phrase is made of win.
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    06/17/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: And all this time I've simply been calling them sex muscles. Well damn, this is much better.
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    Image of StarSquid StarSquid
    06/17/09

    In reply to Someone Really, Really Really Wants You To Go See The Proposal
    Does he have an 8-pack or has he been photoshopped?!
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    Image of SpicyTamale is a GA peach SpicyTamale is a GA peach
    06/17/09

    @StarSquid is in love with a robot: That;s all him.
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    06/17/09

    In reply to Someone Really, Really Really Wants You To Go See The Proposal
    I'm a subscriber, and I like the wet shirt one best. I wonder if they're going to divvy this up by region. Conservative states get more clothing on Ry-Rey, perhaps. If so, I'm screwed.
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    Image of TurtleSpeak TurtleSpeak
    06/17/09

    In reply to Someone Really, Really Really Wants You To Go See The Proposal
    Whoever did the photoshop on the last photo must really hate Ryan Reynolds.
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    Image of debo matar la zombi goldberry83 debo matar la zombi goldberry83
    06/17/09

    In reply to Someone Really, Really Really Wants You To Go See The Proposal
    Is there self-tanner in that supersoaker? Is that how they applied it to him? Because that would explain the orange-tastic tan.
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    debo matar la zombi goldberry83 was starred debo matar la zombi goldberry83 was unstarred
    Image of Understater Understater
    06/17/09

    In reply to Someone Really, Really Really Wants You To Go See The Proposal
    Does anyone else feel that he's just a spectacular body with an ordinary face and middling talent attached to it?
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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    06/17/09

    @Understater: Couldn't agree more.
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    Image of UGAdawg UGAdawg
    06/17/09

    In reply to Someone Really, Really Really Wants You To Go See The Proposal
    I had the chance to see the sneak preview last Saturday and was really surprised at how good the movie was. Although I knew the ending already I really enjoyed it. Yeah it's contrived and formulaic but it's hilarious. I must say there is a scene in the movie where you'll see more than what's shown on these 4 covers. He's completely drool worthy y'all. Go see it. Oh and you'll love the shoes that Sandra is wearing in it.
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    06/17/09

    @ugadawg: Please please pretty please with a cherry on top let there be RyPeen. Then again, I am going to see this with my mother. So, hmmm.
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    06/17/09

    @ugadawg: And I just noticed your username! You're hearted for being a fellow SEC'er, but I can't say that I share the Dawgs love. I may very well PM about this, so be ready :)
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    06/17/09

    In reply to Someone Really, Really Really Wants You To Go See The Proposal
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    Image of thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe. thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.
    06/17/09

    @J.D.Regent@eidolem: : ummm.... does this count as bodysnarking? Attraction aside, I don't think we'd say this stuff openly about a female star....
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    06/17/09

    @thesciencegirl: Yes! The rule doesn't apply only to women.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    06/17/09

    @J.D.Regent: Yep, sorry guys. If we can't say it about a woman, we can't say it about a man either.
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    Image of LucyRed LucyRed
    06/17/09

    In reply to Someone Really, Really Really Wants You To Go See The Proposal
    I hope I get the shirtless one. The first one, not the one where they photoshopped a chunk of his right bicep off.
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    06/18/09

    @LucyRed: I like your optimism.
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    Perhaps Not was starred Perhaps Not was unstarred
    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    06/17/09

    In reply to Someone Really, Really Really Wants You To Go See The Proposal
    This is a little pathetic to admit, but where else to admit pathetic personal foibles than Jezebel? That's rhetorical. So anyway, I'm going through a shitty break-up right now, and I may or may not be listening to Alanis' Ryan Reynolds Break-Up CD on repeat(unofficial title, of course), because it reminds me that it could be so much worse.


    And thank you for letting me use your pain, Alanis.

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    Image of HuckleberryFriend HuckleberryFriend
    06/17/09

    @jigglyball: I listen to that CD when I'm feeling crappy for reasons that have nothing to do with relationships. It's just so cathartic!
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    Image of angelheadedhipster angelheadedhipster
    06/17/09

    In reply to Someone Really, Really Really Wants You To Go See The Proposal
    Oh dear... now you've got me sweating like a whore in church, EW!
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