Jennifer Lopez: Totes Pregnant!

Dodai — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:00:00 EDT

Jennifer Lopez is with child! But you suspected that. Also, this means that In Touch was right about something, so we're scared of the implications. [Page Six]
Rock of Love Winner Jes has a new boyfriend, and it's not Bret Michaels. Surprise, surprise. [Page Six]
PETA has written a letter to Kevin Federline, asking him to try and get custody of Britney's dogs, "for the sale of the animals at risk." [TMZ]
So the reason Britney lost custody of the kids was that she missed two court-ordered drug tests. Why did she miss 'em? She was asleep. [E!]
Owen Wilson showed up to the premiere of Darjeeling Limited in L.A., which kind of makes us feel like everything is gonna be okay. [ET]

Brad Pitt is on the cover of Italian GQ... with a gun drawn on his face. How awesome would it be if Angelina drew it while he was sleeping? [The.Life Files]
The Spice Girls are returning to the stage, and they're all trying to get in shape. Because that Posh, you know, such a cow. [Daily Mail]
Isaac Hanson, who was in the hospital for a blood clot, is expected to make a full and swift recovery. So you can just relax now. [People]
Are the Muslims ready for this jelly? Beyoncé cancelled a concert in Malaysia due to the nation's ultra-strict dress code. But she will play in Jakarta, Indonesia — and will not be required to adhere to a dress code there. [YahooNews]
Bob Barker is being sued by a former CBS employee. She alleges that she was "was exposed to sexual and mental harassment, abuse, and racial discrimination" in an "an atmosphere of terror." For some reason this will not stop us from absolutely loving Bob Barker. Spay and neuter! [CelebTV]
Prince William and Kate Middleton: First pics together since breakup! [Telegraph]
Years ago, Michelle Pfeiffer and Nicole Kidman each bet George Clooney $10,000 that he'd get married someday — the amount has now gone up to $100,000. Do you think he'll hold out? [Yahoo News]
Wanna see a picture of Kanye West when he was a little kid? He's wearing a shiny shirt and a cowboy hat! [Concrete Loop]

Britney Spears Chooses Starbucks Over Court-Date

Dodai — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 09:00:00 EDT

After three hours in court (Kevin Federline showed up, Britney Spears did not) a family court judge decided that Kevin will retain custody of the kids. For now. Britney is allowed monitored visitation. There will be another hearing on Oct. 26. Also? Kevin was wearing an eyepatch. Britney was at Starbucks with her dog while this was going on. [TMZ]
Is Britney checking into a Caribbean rehab facility this weekend? That would explain why she's so calm. [Perez Hilton]
There is good news for Britney: "Gimme More" is number one on Billboard's Hot Digital Songs chart and #3 on the pop charts. [L.A. Times]
"You are a pig, A sad jobless pig who is sad and talentless..." That's an excerpt from an e-mail from Charlie Sheen to Denise Richards, which she included in documents filed in the custody battle. Also included? Pictures of Charlie's "erect penis" he used for his profile on sex sites. Do not want! [Page Six]

Ben Affleck is teaching his daughter to love the Red Sox. Poor girl! [Page Six]
The Angelina Jolie pictures on the cover of In Touch that prompted the "Is she pregnant" story were cropped to hide her flat, flat stomach. Of course! [Page Six]
Evan Handler, who played Harry Goldenblatt on Sex And The City, showed up to the set of the film Tuesday — and production was halted due to his chronic hiccuping problem. LOL. [Page Six]
Kim and Kourtney Kardashian: Underage nude picture scandal? Why are we not surprised? [Gatecrasher]
Blind item! "Which weight-loss poster girl has her people replace the labels on her clothes for photo shoots — from 8's and 10's to 4's and 2's?" [Gatecrasher, last item]
Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez and his wife Cynthia are expecting a baby, due in the spring. [People]
Rita Cosby, author of Blond Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith's Death was served papers regarding the $60 million suit by Howard K. Stern right on the red carpet of her book party. Ouch! [Radar]
Sienna Miller was banned from her new movie's afterparty — maybe the producers of the film she is currently shooting wanted to make sure she didn't show up hungover? [Daily Mail]
Nick Cannon and fiancée Selita Ebanks: Dunzo! This despite the fact that he asked her to marry him via Jumbotron. [People]
Kid Rock claims that ex-wife Pamela Anderson lied to him about having a miscarriage. Pam says he's just "bitter." But she doesn't deny it, hmmm. [People]
Are you ready for a Larry Birkhead "day in the life of a daddy" reality show? Yeah, neither are we. [Rush & Molloy]
Nicky Hilton, Wilmer Valderrama and Nick Lachey are joining forces to open a restaurant called Company in Las Vegas' Luxor hotel and casino. Uh, thanks but no thanks. [E!]

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Jennifer Lopez: Totes Pregnant!

Britney Spears Chooses Starbucks Over Court-Date