Dude's Demand for an Open Relationship Backfires Spectacularly

Happy Monday! Let's all celebrate the new week with a little sweet justice, in the form of a tale of woe plucked from Reddit: An anonymous dude is very upset that, after he maneuvered his "big girl" girlfriend into an open relationship so he could score with mad babes, she's getting loads more dates than him. » 5/19/14 10:30am 5/19/14 10:30am

Sexy Douchebag Ryan Lochte Doesn't Know What a Douchebag Is

On last night's premiere of What Would Ryan Lochte Do? we learned more about the Olympic swimmer in 30 minutes than he's seemingly learned in all of his 28 years—which is to say: not much. However, we did discover that he doesn't know what a douchebag is, even though he's read (or is at least aware of) the Jezebel… » 4/22/13 11:25am 4/22/13 11:25am

A Complete Guide to 'Hipster Racism'

There's been a lot of talk these last couple of weeks about "hipster racism" or "ironic racism"—or, as I like to call it, racism. It's, you know, introducing your black friend as "my black friend"—as a joke!!!—to show everybody how totally not preoccupied you are with your black friend's blackness. It's the gentler,… » 4/26/12 1:20pm 4/26/12 1:20pm