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    Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    11/06/09

    In reply to Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"
    I just feel like there's no hope for LL left. Even her parents have given up and are now publicly justifying their protective actions to remove responsibility for what she has/will become. #alecbaldwin
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    11/06/09

    In reply to Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"
    Man, who is Lindsay Lohan to me? No one, I don't care about Lindsay Lohan. She made some okay movies, but it's not like she was some undiscovered Meryl Streep or something.

    AT THE SAME TIME: I would happily take thirty grand to kidnap Michael Lohan and drop him off in some tiny Nepalese village where there's no phone or internet, and promise the villagers ten thousand dollars if they never let him leave. #alecbaldwin
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    11/06/09

    @braak: What did Nepalese villagers ever do to you? #alecbaldwin
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    TransFat promoted this comment Treeless was starred Treeless was unstarred
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"
    Pam Anderson in a trailer. I love it when the jokes write themselves. #alecbaldwin
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"

    Dane Cook, was that a not-so-thinly veiled attack on David Cross? You will never be the comedian he is. Plus he's a board certified Analrapist. #alecbaldwin
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    11/06/09

    @PrincessOfPower: Plus, its not like David Cross (and the like) were attacking him for "selling out" they were attacking him for sucking hard core and stealing material. Way to miss the point douche. #alecbaldwin
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    Image of Zombies make the heart grow fonder Zombies make the heart grow fonder
    11/06/09

    @bluebears: Dear Dane,

    You still aren't funny.

    Fart,
    David Cross

    (please tell me someone saw the letter David Cross wrote to Larry the Cable Guy) #alecbaldwin
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    11/06/09

    @Zombies make the heart grow fonder: Oh I loooooved that letter. #alecbaldwin
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"
    Dane Cook has so many mixed metaphors going on in his statement that I'm not entirely sure of his point. But as I recall, Mr.Cook had the singular distinction of being in a movie with Jessica Simpson, so maybe he shouldn't be pointing fingers about people doing crappy movies?
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    Image of FireflyinJuly FireflyinJuly
    11/06/09

    @Hooplehead: Could we end that with a "hmmm?" #alecbaldwin
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    11/06/09

    @FireflyinJuly: I was tempted to go for the passive-aggressive "I'm just SAYIN'"...but rejected the idea. If there was ever a statement that didn't need a qualifier, it's the one that I just made. #alecbaldwin
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    11/06/09

    @Hooplehead: I think he was doing it because so many guys were mocking him and his crappy movies - only to come out and make crappy movies themselves, like David Cross. I have never much cared for Dane Cook as a comic, but I have to agree with him on this point. #alecbaldwin
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    Hooplehead promoted this comment telecomic the thoughtful red panda was starred telecomic the thoughtful red panda was unstarred
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    11/06/09

    @telecomic the thoughtful red panda: I get why he's saying it. I simply disagree that someone who's made a career of making any crap movie that came along has a leg to stand on when it comes to criticizing anyone else's choice of projects. He simply has no credibility in this department. Those who live in glass houses should not be so quick to throw stones, and Cook's critics at least have the distinction of having done work that didn't stink to high heaven at one point. Whereas I am at a loss to name a single Cook vehicle that didn't scream "waste of time" to me. #alecbaldwin
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    11/06/09

    @Hooplehead: wait, wait! He was really good on that... um... he had that funny bit about... well... hey, do you remember when he spiked up his hair, and wore a wrist band on his forearm? That was cool. #alecbaldwin
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    Image of LouisiAnna LouisiAnna
    11/06/09

    In reply to Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"
    Does anyone think Dane Cook really has the approval of Chris Rock? I'm calling balderdash on this one. Also, Mr. Cook would be delightful if he would hush and just be a place for me to sit down because he is quite physically attractive. When he hushes. #alecbaldwin
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    Hooplehead promoted this comment LouisiAnna was starred LouisiAnna was unstarred
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    11/06/09

    @LouisiAnna: I wait with baited breath for Chris Rock's reaction that he apparently approves of a talentless douchebag like Cook. It should be epic. Cannot back you on the last part of your statement, though. #alecbaldwin
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    Image of MediasBlue MediasBlue
    11/06/09

    In reply to Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"
    Pardon me while I clear my calendar on January 3rd so I can watch Iron Chef! Woo-hoo! #alecbaldwin
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"
    As for Levi buying his baby son hockey gear: my son had his first baseball mitt by the time he was three weeks old, so I get it. It's just something dads (or grandfathers, in our case) do for their sons and grandsons. It's a guy thing.

    He eventually grew into it and used it for years - it was even signed by David Wright. Yum, David Wright... #alecbaldwin
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    Image of Hippopotame begs you to promote her comments. Hippopotame begs you to promote her comments.
    11/06/09

    @gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: Sure, but why does a "guy thing" have to be about assuming the son will be into 'manly sports culture'? What if his son actually wants to be a ballet dancer, a pianist or a chess player for his leisure activity? There's always something a little too pushy about buying infants sports paraphernalia in my mind, not to mention the sexist aspects, since few men buy these things for their daughters (who very well might grow up to play hockey or soccer or baseball, etc.) #alecbaldwin
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    gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy promoted this comment Hippopotame begs you to promote her comments. was starred Hippopotame begs you to promote her comments. was unstarred
    Image of gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
    11/06/09

    @Hippopotame wants a star, dagnabbit!!!: My husband comes from a long line of rabid Phillies fans; my father-in-law, 70 years old, still plays in a league. And Ian has had a talent for baseball since he was tiny. If he had not wanted to touch his glove (but he did and he's quite talented) and had other interests as well (he plays the trumpet and loves to read), that would have been fine.

    Also, see boobookitteh above: her nieces were also included in their family's baseball tradition. #alecbaldwin
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    Image of sybann sybann
    11/06/09

    In reply to Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"
    Wow! Coincidence! I removed Oprah's Karaoke Challenge from my TiVo - just because (it looked like a cheaper version of AI which I don't watch either). #alecbaldwin
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    Image of LombardCapaneus LombardCapaneus
    11/06/09

    In reply to Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"
    I'm not the greatest commenter here (not even an account) but I do read regularly.

    I don't know why you use "whatshername" and "whatshisname" but it's quite offensive in a feature in which Michael Lohan gets to keep his name while saying awful things about his daughter and the "whatshername" in question is news because her son has been hospitalized.

    If, for whatever reason, that couple is so foul that they don't deserve a name (yet Lohan does?), why report on them at all? I don't understand.
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    Hana Maru promoted this comment LombardCapaneus was starred LombardCapaneus was unstarred
    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    11/07/09

    @LombardCapaneus: I hate that. If it's supposed to be some kind of statement about Katie Price and Peter Andre not deserving press, why give them press? Why do regular headlines with people like Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin? #alecbaldwin
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    11/06/09

    In reply to Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"
    I've seen Dane Cook do stand up. I've seen David Cross do stand up. Who do you think was better? Take your time with this one. Really feel it out. #alecbaldwin
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    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    11/06/09

    @Eleanor Ramilly: This is a trick question. I need more time. #alecbaldwin
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/06/09

    In reply to Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"
    Confession time. Dane Cook is from my hometown. He apparently used to work at the video store close to my house, so I probably met him hundreds of times. So, on behalf of my hometown, I just want to say, "I'm sorry." #alecbaldwin
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    11/06/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: As a resident of Michelle Bachmann's state, I understand. Let's e-hug. #alecbaldwin
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    Image of o-line o-line
    11/06/09

    In reply to Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"
    Right. Dane Cook, master comedy thespian. Good Luck Chuck, Dan in Real Life and My Best Friend's Girl might be free from talking animals, but they're no more tolerable than Alvin and the Chipmunks.

    Maybe you should wait to compare film reels until the entire nation gets mild cataracts and mistakenly thinks Ryan Reynolds is you.
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    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    11/06/09

    @o-line: Dan in Real Life is good! But that's because of Steve Carrell. #alecbaldwin
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    Image of Working-for-the-weekend Working-for-the-weekend
    11/06/09

    In reply to Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"
    I have an unnatural hatred of Dane Cook and I don't know why. #alecbaldwin
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    TheGuvnah promoted this comment Working-for-the-weekend was starred Working-for-the-weekend was unstarred
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    11/06/09

    @Working-for-the-weekend: it's not unnatural and there are plenty of reasons why! #alecbaldwin
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    11/06/09

    @Working-for-the-weekend: Dane Cook is unnatural. #alecbaldwin
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    Image of Working-for-the-weekend Working-for-the-weekend
    11/06/09

    @TheGuvnah: Yes, but the amount of hatred I hold for someone I know so very little about seems unnatural. Maybe I can just sense evil, much like my cats. #alecbaldwin
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    Image of Elaken Elaken
    11/06/09

    In reply to Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"
    If I was Lindsay I would be so dead set against rehab now. Because then her dad would be able to gloat about her going. Plus rehab is not some magical anodyne. I think if anything this girl needs therapy to deal with having had her parents.

    Am I reading this right - did Dominic say it is fun to pretend to have OCD? Because if so I think he is doing it wrong. From what I have gathered there is definitely not a stillness and confidence. #dirtbag
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    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    11/06/09

    @Elaken: Yeah, the OCD comment really confused me too. #alecbaldwin
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    Image of FireflyinJuly FireflyinJuly
    11/06/09

    @Elaken: No, more like anxiety and frustration. Is there fun in frustration? No, just frust. And ration. #alecbaldwin
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    Elaken promoted this comment FireflyinJuly was starred FireflyinJuly was unstarred
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