The world premiere of Iron Man 2, at Hollywood's El Capitan Theatre, was so chock-a-block with strange shoes and sexyface and shiny, unhappy dresses and short-shorts that we're as exhausted as if we'd been clomping around in an iron suit.
Poor Gwyneth. Not only is GOOP the most hated lifestyle blog, The Onion has the entire internet waiting to see her injured. Punching jokes = as cringe-worthy as anything Paltrow has done. (Nice SATC kicker, though). [The Onion]