• Rumors and quips and news, oh my! Let's start with James Franco and Anne Hathaway.

• Kim Kardashian's music career is chugging along, and she shot the video for her first single yesterday in Los Angeles… With Kanye West.

• Wow: Dita Von Teese will guest star on CSI.

Every Wednesday, we play Midweek Madness, the game in which Margaret and I read the weekly tabloids so you don't "have" to. This week David Beckham allegedly paid a "Bosnian bombshell" $10,000 for sex; she snipes, "I wasn't impressed."