The iPhone is Cool and All, But Can You Stick Your Dick in It?

I used to have a boyfriend. He was actually perfect: cute, funny, thoughtful, lots of chemistry, pulled my hair at all the right times. He was, for a period, even attentive—that is, until June 29, 2007, when the iPhone went on sale. And just like that, homewrecking Steve Jobs took my man away from me. Wherein we used… » 8/10/07 5:45pm 8/10/07 5:45pm