​Why Is There Poop on My Thong? An Investigation


If you are a woman who wears a thong, perhaps you have encountered a moment wherein upon removal of said thong, there is something which appears to be poop-like on the string. You know how to wipe; hygiene is a priority to you. This is no doubt poop-plexing. What is causing this scourge? And how to avoid it? » 8/07/14 1:00pm 8/07/14 1:00pm

Do Liberals Have To Wrap Themselves In A Flag To Get Some Retribution?

Even as Rachel Maddow prepares to take the helm of her own show at MSNBC, Barack Obama is slipping in the polls even as McCain isn't rising in them. That doesn't sit so well with Spencer » 8/20/08 10:00am 8/20/08 10:00am and , so we parse the polls, the racists and what Obama's campaign needs to start doing (hint: it involves testicles and a…