Martha Stewart, Why Are You Hoarding $20 Infant Socks?
My God. How many more are there?
Orlando Bloom and Selena Gomez Were Spotted Canoodling While Katy Perry Attended a Ren Faire
Saturday night, Selena Gomez was spotted in what appeared to be a heavy canoodling session with Orlando Bloom inside a Las Vegas nightclub while Katy Perry attended a Renaissance Festival. Were this April of 2014, such an interaction would be as boring as a story about, oh, Bloom being spotted pensively running his…
Hey, Remember When Donald Trump Tried to Make a Reality Show to Reform 'Tramps'?
In the midst of his otherwise terrifying ascent, sloshing styrofoam takeout container filled with three-day-old mac and cheese Donald Trump has a woman problem. While we explore the continuing mystery of why ladies don’t want to vote for him, time for a reality TV flashback!
Department of Justice Probing Blue Bell Over Listeria Outbreak
The U.S. Department of Justice is investigating Blue Bell Creameries over last year’s Listeria outbreak which was believed to be the cause of three deaths in Kansas. Government prosecutors are examining what Blue Bell executives knew about the presence of Listeria in their factories as well as their handling of the…
Why the Hell Did the San Bernardino Shooters’ Landlord Allow Media Into Their Apartment?
On Friday morning, reporters from what seemed like every major media company, including CNN, CBS News, and MSNBC, flooded into the apartment of Syed Rizwan Farook and Tashfeen Malik, the couple responsible for Wednesday’s massacre in San Bernardino. Meanwhile, cable news broadcasters stood by agog asking the question…
Everything I Personally Know About Allison Williams's Wedding, As a Wyoming Native
On Saturday, Girls actor Allison Williams married College Humor founder Ricky Van Veen in an idyllic ranch ceremony in Saratoga, Wyoming. I was not invited for some reason, but as a native of Wyoming, I can tell you some things about her wedding without having actually attended the ceremony.
I Went Undercover to Find Out What It Takes to Be an Underpaid NBA Cheerleader
A Clippers Spirit cheerleader named Candace taught us our first dance routine. On all fours, we whipped our hair around. This was my favorite part. Not thinking about everything I was doing wrong, I whipped my head so vigorously that one of my extensions came loose, and I skipped toward the back of the room to fix it.…
Well, Here It Is, the Best Typo of All Time
Jezebel has done its own investifartion and obtained an early version of the video in question:
Update: No One Knows Kit Harington's Real Height
On Monday, we launched a multi-part investigation into the height of Kit Harington, an actor who claims to be 5’8, but is not 5’8. What began as a fun look into some questionable facts has, in the following hours, turned into something far more mysterious and sinister. Why? Because no one knows how tall Kit Harington…
What's Going on With Nicki Minaj and Meek Mill? A Timeline
Over the last week, fans, tabloids and this very website inferred from a series of cryptic Instagram posts that Her Minajesty, Onika Maraj, may have dumped recent manfriend Meek Mill right on his ass. Those posts included two May 31 photographs of Minaj quoting lyrics from Beyoncé’s “Best I Never Had” (“Thank God ya…
Why Is There Poop on My Thong? An Investigation
If you are a woman who wears a thong, perhaps you have encountered a moment wherein upon removal of said thong, there is something which appears to be poop-like on the string. You know how to wipe; hygiene is a priority to you. This is no doubt poop-plexing. What is causing this scourge? And how to avoid it?
Amateur Sleuth Solves Murder, Lives Murder, She Wrote Dream
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.
262 Children Neglected, 12 Girls Sexually Abused At Polygamist FLDS Ranch
Well 2008 is finally ending and what better (read: horrible) way to wind down the year than with an update about our friends from the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints?
Breaking: The Secret Service is
looking into the threat made against Barack Obama's life. As previously , someone shouted, "Kill him!" at a McCain/Palin event. Secret Service spokesman Malcolm Wiley says, "We investigate everything because we take all threats seriously." []
Do Liberals Have To Wrap Themselves In A Flag To Get Some Retribution?
Even as Rachel Maddow prepares to take the helm of her own show at MSNBC, Barack Obama is slipping in the polls even as McCain isn't rising in them. That doesn't sit so well with
Spencer and , so we parse the polls, the racists and what Obama's campaign needs to start doing (hint: it involves testicles and a…
