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    Image of carley carley
    11/12/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    for me, i hate the fact that angelina jolie TALKS about being family oriented blah blah blah but takes on so many movie roles that there is no way she is actually being a "good" mother...being a good mother is more than providing financially for children, especially children so young as hers...being a good mother entails actually "being" there for your kids...just my opinion tho #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/12/09

    @carley: working mothers are such selfish cunts. #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/12/09

    @lisas: i will err on the side of caution and assume you really just missed my point and didnt take my comment as a slap in the face to working mothers...because my dear, i plan to be a working mother! #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/12/09

    @lisas: That was a pretty obvious misunderstanding on your part. Angelina Jolie is always running around saying she's such a great mother, and she actually claims to be there for her kids all the time, which is an obvious lie. #angelinajolieadopting
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    lisas promoted this comment Edited by LightUpTheStage at 11/12/09 4:50 PM LightUpTheStage was starred LightUpTheStage was unstarred
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    11/12/09

    @carley: oh do you. So how many hours a week are you allowed to work before you're "not being there" for your kids anymore? And where did you find this magic number? #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of Alice Maria Alice Maria
    11/12/09

    @carley: Jolie works 3, 4 months a year (when she works). And on this 3 months that she works, the kids visit her almost everyday.

    You just need to read what the people that work with her say. Noyce, the director of her lastest film tells just that in this interview

    [www.darkhorizons.com]

    Every working mother wishes she could have the time Jolie has and the possibility of having their kids visiting them at work. #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of Zira Zira
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    Here's one of my beefs with Angelina: she wears color contacts to turn her brown eyes blue. (I personally think it makes her look like a lizard.) What kind of message does that send to her kids?
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    Image of Diadorina Diadorina
    11/11/09


    @Oryx Hearts Crake: I'm pretty sure her eyes are blue, not brown. #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of DorothyZbornak DorothyZbornak
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    Is it just me, or does Mel Gibson's girlfriend look like Octomom on that OK! cover? #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    Is Kendra physically capable of smiling sincerely? Her eyes look dead. #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    @sweet_communist: Maybe she's just uncomfortable in front of a camera? A lot of people freeze up when their photo is being taken. I, for one, always look like a deer in the headlights. #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    @Tchotchke: I find that somewhat unlikely, as she is a Playboy model and reality TV star. #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/11/09

    @sweet_communist: I don't know. It's the only theory I could come up with, hence I shared it. I was a ballerina for years and the very idea of performing in front of people gives me an anxiety attack, so it isn't out of the realm of possibility, in my thinking. Very unlikely, but not impossible. #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    crazy me but i'm a little worried for that bunny. that boy seems too young for a pet like that. unless they have a nanny for the bunny? #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    @msAnthrope: I completely agree - I used to volunteer at a rabbit rescue, and trying to convince people that rabbits are not good pets for children is almost impossible. So many people would tell me that they wanted a "starter" pet...

    Rabbits are very fragile. If you pick a rabbit up wrong you can break their back. They are difficult to care for properly - far more so than cats or dogs (in my opinion anyway). They need lots and lots of exercise, especially if they live in a cage. They chew everything.

    They are terrible pets for kids. But fantastic pets in general. #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    @alwayswrite: Yes, my daughter wanted one, and I felt that, at five, she was too young. The rabbit woman at the Human Society agreed, saying they recommend that kids be 9 or 10 before they get a rabbit. #angelinajolieadopting
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    GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) promoted this comment RedLantern was starred RedLantern was unstarred
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    11/11/09

    @alwayswrite: And when you get tired of them they are very tasty! Louisiana Backbay Bayou Bunny Bordelaise a la Antoine anyone? #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    @fuckingoldman: That is an amazing reference. You win at life. #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    @yvanehtnioj: Thank you my friend, Bugs knows all. #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
    11/12/09

    @RedLantern: A dog would be so much better for a five year old! Assuming, of course, the parents took on the responsibility for caring for it. Bunnies are awesome pets for adults though, I really love my rabbit. #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of Sugarshock Sugarshock
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    I secretly hope some bored credit card authorizer critiques my grocery store checkout signature in the same way as that last one.

    "Sugarshock's crazed scribblings and great variation reflect her complete inability to sign an electronic signature machine effectively. The strong, bold letters underscore her student poverty, while the slight fading out of the hand at the end clearly denotes great weariness at the thought of carrying her groceries." #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of phantom lady phantom lady
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    I love the number placement on Life&Style so I read it as "Sarah Palin's 4th worst nightmare" #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays

    Jen gets drunk and calls Chateau Mirval in the middle of the night

    Please let this be true. Can you imagine? I'm picturing Jen getting all Neely O'Hara on Angie, screaming something like "I'm not everyone! I don't have to live by stinking rules set down for ordinary people!" #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of msAnthrope msAnthrope
    11/11/09

    @Mary McCarthyite:

    friended for the neely o'hara reference! #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of SlutaciousHo SlutaciousHo
    11/11/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: If Angie is as fake as these magazines say, I fully expect Jen to track her down, rip off her wig and scream "HER HAIR'S AS PHONY AS SHE IS!"

    Hearted both of you for Neely O'Hara appreciation. #angelinajolieadopting
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    Mary McCarthyite promoted this comment SlutaciousHo was starred SlutaciousHo was unstarred
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    11/11/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: That makes three. Hilarious. #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    The only thing I can deduce from RPattz' handwriting is that it looks like he was a leftie who was forced to write with his right hand in elementary school. #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    The In Touch cover should read "Warning: Unprotected Famewhoring May Lead To Pregnancy." #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    Of all the things that made me laugh out loud in this spread, "Its a BUNNY!" was definitely the best. #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    OH MY GOD! I just realized while reading the Life and Style breakdown - Does anyone else think they are turning Angelina Jolie into Rebecca from Daphne DuMaurier's Rebecca?

    #nerdrants #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    11/11/09

    @lilbobbytables: Genius! But who will be Mrs. Danvers?! #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of tundrababe tundrababe
    11/12/09

    @lilbobbytables: How do you mean? She's not living up to the last woman, who was perfect? #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/12/09

    @tundrababe: Rebecca was the first wife. #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/12/09

    @lilbobbytables: Oh, right! Sorry, I forgot about the names. :-p #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of OneBigPear OneBigPear
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    I love pictures of celebrities (or near-celebrities) looming over their newborn children like they're smelling delicious pies. #angelinajolieadopting
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    Mary McCarthyite promoted this comment OneBigPear was starred OneBigPear was unstarred
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    11/11/09

    @OneBigPear: Well, they've just come out of an oven! #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    @OneBigPear: Babies smell better. Babies smell better than CAKE. #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    I like how, according to the tabloids, Brad Pitt has no personality or free will, whatsoever. A pretty woman tells him to do something and he does it! It must be nice to not have to think for yourself or have any responsibilities for your own actions.

    Seriously, the next time I mess up at work, I'll just say, "Angelina Jolie made me do it!" and all will be forgiven. #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    11/11/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
    So now that they've drained the Jon & Kate cash cow, back to pitting women against each other! Evil Angie! Poor Jen! Oh, and Brad is just an innocent bystander.

    EPIC FAIL. #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of Never_Nude Never_Nude
    11/11/09

    @ElleL: "Pitting!" I see what you did there. #angelinajolieadopting
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    11/11/09

    @Never_Nude: :)

    Love your name! #angelinajolieadopting
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