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Bogus: The Phoniest Tabloid Stories Of 2009
Between Jen and Brad's sexting, multiple Jolie-Pitts who never materialized, and the Obamas' baby, this was an exciting year in the tabloids. Too bad those stories were totally fake! Let's take a look back at all "news" that never was. More »

12/21/09

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By Margaret
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This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we take a walk through the celebrity weeklies, in search of entertaining gossip. This week: Britney's beach wedding; Katie's leaving Tom; Angie and Johnny are planning to make out and shower together. Naked. More »

11/25/09

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By Dodai
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This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
Every Wednesday, we gobble up the tabloids in search of "news." This week, four out of five covers feature Angelina Jolie, with more about her pending adoption, her idyllic life in France and her cruel, hypocritical behavior. More »

11/11/09

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By Dodai
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This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I wade through murky tabloid "news": This week, Angelina's juggling two chicks, six kids and stoned Brad; booze, cigarettes and cosmetic fillers have ruined Lindsay Lohan's face. More »

11/04/09

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By Dodai
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This Week In Tabloids: Nicole & Joel Married By Rev. Moon; Lindsay's Dad Tries Letter-Intervention
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I search for juicy gossip in In Touch, Us, Life& Style, Star and Ok!. In case you hadn't heard, Nicole and Joel had a Moonie wedding! More »

10/21/09

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By Dodai
#midweekmadness

This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Coke- & Booze-Fueled Suicide Allegations
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I harvest gossip from the fields of Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Us and Star. Ahead, a cornucopia of "news" about the Jolie-Pitt chaos, TonKat's crisis and Lindsay's wrists. More »

10/14/09

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By Dodai
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This Week In Tabloids: Justin & Rihanna Plan Hookup; Kardashian Wedding "World Exclusive"
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I "read" In Touch, Star, Life & Style, Us and Ok!. This week we learned that JT and Rihanna are on, dancing makes you thin, and bridesmaid dresses shouldn't be skin-tight. More »

09/30/09

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By Dodai
#midweekmadness

This Week In Tabloids: Aniston's "Pregnant"; Justin's "Sweating" Rihanna
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I look for "news" in In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Us and Star. Is Jennifer Aniston's baby bump for real? Will Justin Timberlake date Rihanna? Is Angie adopting again?!?!?! More »

09/23/09

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By Dodai

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This Week In Tabloids: Jon Has Coke-Fueled Threesome; Lindsay Takes Lil' Sis Bar-Hopping
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we learn all kinds of valuable information. For instance: How Jon Gosselin talks ladies into having condom-less sex! Which ab exercises Nadya "Octomom" Suleman likes! Which bars let in 15-year-old Ali Lohan! More »

09/16/09

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By Dodai
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This Week In Tabloids: Jessica's "Desperate Hookup"; Kardashian Tweens Gone Wild
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we discover that John Mayer not only plays guitar but both Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston. More revelations from In Touch, Star, Ok!, Life & Style and Us, after the jump. More »

09/09/09

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By Dodai
#midweekmadness

This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay May Have Robbed Herself; Demi's "Never" Had Plastic Surgery
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I experience a computer-crashing conundrum: If Lindsay Lohan did dress as Lindsay Lohan to rob herself and Demi Moore did have cosmetic surgery, then do celebrities lie more than tabloids? More »

09/02/09

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By Dodai
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Ladymags Doing Poorly On Newsstands
We may be witnessing the age in which glossy magazines lose their luster. More »

08/31/09

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By Dodai
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This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Lips & Mary-Kate's Body: "Bloated"
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I search for the joy of good gossip inside Us, In Touch, Star, Ok! and Life & Style. Instead we find falsehoods and reported cosmetic procedures gone wrong. More »

08/26/09

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By Dodai
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This Week In Tabloids: Brad's A Drunk, Jon's A Dirtbag, Jen Loses To Renée
Welcome back to Midweek Madness. In the oppressive summer heat, Margaret and I searched the pages of In Touch, Us, Star, Life & Style and Ok! for delicious frosty treats of gossip, and were not disappointed. More »

08/19/09

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By Dodai
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This Week In Tabloids: Angie Humiliates Brad; Sarah Palin Plots Divorce
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret assists in deciphering the secret codes in the weekly tabloids. The job was easier this week, as OK! could not be found on stands. Humiliation, divorce and nude pix rumors ahead. More »

08/12/09

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By Dodai
#midweekmadness

This Week In Tabloids: Jon Gosselin Tells All; John Mayer Sexts Jess & Jen
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where we learn that with the cash In Touch paid Jon Gosselin for an exclusive interview, the father of eight can buy a truckload of fugly T-shirts. Margaret assists in our tabloid roundup, ahead. More »

08/05/09

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By Dodai
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This Week In Tabloids: Gosselin Engaged To "Bimbo"; Aniston's Revenge Romance
It was a shitty week in tabloidland, friends, which is why every magazine received a failing grade. Margaret assists as we suffer through the stench of putrid gossip in Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Us and Star More »

07/15/09

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By Dodai
#midweekmadness

This Week In Tabloids: Michael's Drug & eBay Addiction; Twilight Star Put In Box
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where instead of Duck Duck Goose, it's Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael, Twilight. Margaret assists in the deconstruction of Star, Us, In Touch, Life & Style and Ok!, after the jump. More »

07/08/09

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By Dodai
#midweekmadness

This Week In Tabloids: Dead Bodies, Beach Bodies, Weddings & Monkeys
It's Wednesday, so this is Midweek Madness, our tabloid roundup. Star was the only rag without Michael Jackson on the covers this week, maybe hoping people prefer "Beach Bodies" to untimely death? Step inside for more weeklies, after the jump. More »

07/01/09

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By Dodai
#maghag

As The Tabloid Wars Heat Up, Do We All Lose?
History has been made: For the first time since its launch in in 2002, In Touch has beaten People on newsstands. How? With a cover featuring Kate Gosselin spanking her kid. More »

06/25/09

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By Dodai
#midweekmadness

This Week In Tabloids: Britney's Getting Married; Kate's Smacking The Kids
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we learn that Britney's engaged; Kate's a distracted mom and The Hills makes you bulimic. More »

06/17/09

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Bogus: The Phoniest Tabloid Stories Of 2009

This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate

This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays

This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face

This Week In Tabloids: Nicole & Joel Married By Rev. Moon; Lindsay's Dad Tries Letter-Intervention

This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Coke- & Booze-Fueled Suicide Allegations

This Week In Tabloids: Justin & Rihanna Plan Hookup; Kardashian Wedding "World Exclusive"

This Week In Tabloids: Aniston's "Pregnant"; Justin's "Sweating" Rihanna

This Week In Tabloids: Jon Has Coke-Fueled Threesome; Lindsay Takes Lil' Sis Bar-Hopping

This Week In Tabloids: Jessica's "Desperate Hookup"; Kardashian Tweens Gone Wild

This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay May Have Robbed Herself; Demi's "Never" Had Plastic Surgery

Ladymags Doing Poorly On Newsstands

This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Lips & Mary-Kate's Body: "Bloated"

This Week In Tabloids: Brad's A Drunk, Jon's A Dirtbag, Jen Loses To Renée

This Week In Tabloids: Angie Humiliates Brad; Sarah Palin Plots Divorce

This Week In Tabloids: Jon Gosselin Tells All; John Mayer Sexts Jess & Jen

This Week In Tabloids: Gosselin Engaged To "Bimbo"; Aniston's Revenge Romance

This Week In Tabloids: Michael's Drug & eBay Addiction; Twilight Star Put In Box

This Week In Tabloids: Dead Bodies, Beach Bodies, Weddings & Monkeys

As The Tabloid Wars Heat Up, Do We All Lose?

This Week In Tabloids: Britney's Getting Married; Kate's Smacking The Kids

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