British Spies Shocked People Use Webcams to Send Pics of Their Junk

Officials in the British spy program responsible for collecting and batching images from Yahoo users' webcams were shocked — SHOCKED! — to discover that people often use webcams to transmit pictures of their naughties to other denizens of cyber space. This only goes to further prove that governments are about as… » 2/27/14 3:45pm 2/27/14 3:45pm

Anti-Capitalist Piece of Republican Platform Seeks to Regulate Porn…

As it just so happens, Republicans are turning out to be much more inimical to entrepreneurship and business growth than their rumblings about free enterprise, bootstraps and the American dream of engaging in a cutthroat, real-world game of Monopoly with one's neighbors would have had voters believe. Republicans have… » 8/28/12 9:15pm 8/28/12 9:15pm

Butts and Swears Okay Sometimes, Rules Giggling Supreme Court

While the Supreme Court didn't deliver their long-awaited ruling on the Affordable Care Act yet (those be-robed attention whores are probably waiting until Monday so that we all spend the next week talking about them. God. They're the worst), they did rule on an important case today — according to the Court, the… » 6/21/12 4:00pm 6/21/12 4:00pm

Mitt Romney Wanted Computers to Come Equipped with Magical Anti-Porn…

Here's a clip of GOP Presidential Probably-Nominee/ overall weird, awkward guy Wildegard Mittens Von Cashingham Romney informing an enthusiastic 2007 crowd that if he were in charge, he'd clean up the piss infested waters of America's moral swimming pool by requiring computers come equipped with "NO PORN" buttons. » 4/23/12 7:00pm 4/23/12 7:00pm

Internet A-Tizzy Over The 'Next Amber Cole'

If you've ventured onto Twitter within the last few days, you might have noticed an unfamiliar name in the trending topics. Clicking over to the April Pratt topic page reveals that she's not a scientist or athlete or political candidate. Like many female internet sensations, she's another young woman filmed giving some … » 11/02/11 6:30pm 11/02/11 6:30pm

'Marie Claire' Unabashedly Pro-Bush (And We Don't Mean The President)

The most fascinating thing in the new issue of Marie Claire is not the fact that novelist Joel Rose fails to admit that he cheated on his second wife, writer Catherine "Breakup" Texier. (All Joel will say is, "In the end, my needs won out, for better or worse.") Nor is it cover subject Rebecca Romijn's confession that she… » 5/21/07 7:30pm 5/21/07 7:30pm