Lady Murders Ken for Sleeping with Barbie in Insane Music Video

Margaret Cho tweeted Oh No Fiasco's new music video earlier today, and it's wonderfully bizarre. I'll give a million dollars* to whoever can explain to me exactly what's happening here. As far as I can tell, the lead singer is sleeping with Ken and then kills him for cheating on her with Barbie? But like, how you… » 7/23/13 10:30pm 7/23/13 10:30pm

People Are For Real Paying $40 For Cronuts on Craigslist (For Real)

Remember our good friend the cronut? It's a donut-croissant hybrid, and depending on your tolerance for whimsical pastries, it's either delightful or disturbing. Either way, you probably want one, and you better be prepared to work and to pay. I'm talking selling your laptop and using that money to purchase a ticket… » 5/29/13 10:20am 5/29/13 10:20am

Someone Willing To Pay An Excess of $32,000 To Meet Robert Pattinson

A charity auction site is also offering the chance to meet the Dalai Lama, but the highest bid on that honor is a mere $5,000. We can therefore conclude that Robert Pattinson is six times better than His Holiness. » 11/25/10 3:00pm 11/25/10 3:00pm

"I'm Not A Racist" Says 90-Year-Old Racist Woman To "Colored Man"

A very, very old racist lady recently called in to C-Span to ask why everyone hasn't gotten over "the slavery" thing yet. But don't worry, she's not a racist—she probably even has a few "colored" friends herself. » 10/09/10 12:22pm 10/09/10 12:22pm

Esquire Takes On Obama 'Birther' Insanity

"If a majority of our conservative population and much of its elected leadership think that even some of this "birther" stuff is remotely possible, some very dark times may be heading to this country." Truth! » 8/12/09 4:00pm 8/12/09 4:00pm

Does Obama Need A Little (Not Mc) Kaine To Save The World?

It's a beautiful morning here, one of those mornings no one in Beijing ever has anymore where you can pretend it's the 70s and the world is less polluted but visions of stagflation might dance in your head, or you can be like Moe and I » 7/29/08 10:00am 7/29/08 10:00am and pretend it's the 90s and read about 90s music and China's human rights record…