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la.donna.pietra
08/25/09

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I can't decide whether the Steeler poodle is genius or a travesty.
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alexherrera
08/25/09

In reply to Doggone Crazy

Greatest dog ever? Pepper!

I charge $5 a pop to pet her. Line forms to the right, ladies.
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BabyJane
08/25/09

@alexherrera: Do you accept PayPal?
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alexherrera
08/25/09

@BabyJane: Yes. But Jezebelles get a one time only $5 discount.
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squinko
08/25/09

In reply to Doggone Crazy
The buffalo is the best out of all of them. The panda is pretty adorable though...
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Yahtzii
08/25/09

@squinko: The buffalo is awesome! And the panda poodle is of course adorable, although in a slightly disconcerting way.
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Yahtzii
08/25/09

In reply to Doggone Crazy
I am lucky that my dog is a German Shepherd, and has a built-in costume as a police dog. I have no patience for fancy grooming beyond brushing and the occasional bath, and the idea of doing this to your pet is to me sort of like the canine version of Toddlers and Tiaras.
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Yahtzii
08/25/09

@Yahtzii: Although I should admit that I totally intend to put a DEA vest on him at Halloween and wig out the college kids.
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BabyJane
08/25/09

@Yahtzii:
Canines and Costumes, coming to TLC Fall 2009.
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Ailatan
08/25/09

@Yahtzii: but what about this???
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Yahtzii
08/25/09

@Ailatan: All the humiliation without the hours of painstaking grooming. Perfect!
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Zombie Ms. Skittles
08/25/09

@Yahtzii: For Halloween, we're totally dressing the yellow lab up as a lion. I'm going to make him a mane out of yarn. Specifically, he'll be the cowardly lion because my step-sister will be Dorothy and we have another dog to play Toto.
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token_illiterate_commenter
08/25/09

@Yahtzii: My Great Dane made the best Christmas reindeer. He was already the right size and color so all I had to do was add the antlers. As long as there was a treat in it for him, he was cool with it.
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Heydiddler: Sabbath Lily Hawks
08/25/09

@Yahtzii: I have a German Shepherd, too, but I dress him up like Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver in a green jacket. It's because all German Shepherds have what I call "Emergency Robert De Niro Moles" on their cheeks. I dress as Jodie Foster's role; it gets a good response.
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Yahtzii
08/25/09

@Heydiddler: Sabbath Lily Hawks: AMAZING. There is no other word.
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Zombie Ms. Skittles
08/25/09

In reply to Doggone Crazy
Just to head this off at the pass, usually the dogs are dyed with Kool-Aid, so it's not toxic and doesn't hurt the dogs to be styled and shaved.

ETA: According to the article, they're using Blow Pens, which are non-toxic and non-permanent. But I have seen it done with Kool-Aid before.
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Edited by Zombie Ms. Skittles at 08/25/09 1:45 PM

MissKittyFantastico
08/25/09

@Zombie Ms. Skittles: But their pride is gone FOREVER.
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BabyJane
08/25/09

In reply to Doggone Crazy

Since I am fresh out of dogs-dressed-up-like-Jack Sparrow Limericks, I will see your pirate dog and raise you a pirate kitty.
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Ailatan
08/25/09

@BabyJane: We got besties yesterday!!! Yay us! I saw it just now!

I'm so excited (with delay) Drinks for everyone!
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Ailatan
08/25/09

@Ailatan: By the by, Congrats BeSarcastic and WaltzingMatilda.

More drinks!
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MissKittyFantastico
08/25/09

In reply to Doggone Crazy
The way he's cocking his head says "There is nothing in this life that I could have done to deserve this. Except the thing with your shoes last week. Mea culpa."
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boobookitt
08/25/09

In reply to Doggone Crazy
Ingrid Newkirk needs to stop fat shaming me and put her energy into stopping THIS.
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