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    More Men Getting Botox, Or Rather, "Boytox"

    Human Placenta Injections Are So Hot Right Now
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    Image of everfade everfade
    01/16/09

    In reply to More Men Getting Botox, Or Rather, "Boytox"
    I would totally botox the shit out of my face if I had the disposable income. Stupid groceries.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    01/16/09

    @everfade: Srsly, you don't want to. I did between my brows once and it felt like there was a brick on my forehead. I mean, it felt heavy and uncomfortable.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    01/16/09

    @badmutha: Servicey! I've got an awful 11 between my brows (I furrow a lot) but... I'll reconsider. Now that Rejuvederm or whatever for the parentheses around your mouth? I want that shit. I'm sick of being 24, pale (as in, no baking) and looking like my face is melting off.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/16/09

    In reply to More Men Getting Botox, Or Rather, "Boytox"
    I wonder if men feel empowered by this? I know that shooting my forehead full of botulism is how I really feel in control of my womanity.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    01/16/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): I enjoy shooting my ass full of ebola, but to each her own.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    01/16/09

    In reply to More Men Getting Botox, Or Rather, "Boytox"
    What I wanna know is who is doing Tom Cruise's face - he looks damn good lately. I mean, for Tom.
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    Image of jgh jgh
    01/16/09

    In reply to More Men Getting Botox, Or Rather, "Boytox"
    Because injecting a deadly poison and possible bioterrorism agent into one's phase needs a cutesy adorable name!
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    Image of jgh jgh
    01/16/09

    @jgh: ugh. *face.
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    01/16/09

    In reply to More Men Getting Botox, Or Rather, "Boytox"
    For all the crap women get, why do we not get more props for our pain tolerance? Women can tolerate significantly more pain than men - making us better endurance athletes and rock climbers among other more practical things. This should be brought up more often.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/16/09

    In reply to More Men Getting Botox, Or Rather, "Boytox"
    Um, maybe women have babies and men don't because men don't possess wombs? Mark Spitz, ladies and gentlemen. Demonstrating that you do not have to be brilliant to win Olympic gold medals.
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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    01/16/09

    In reply to More Men Getting Botox, Or Rather, "Boytox"
    Cook = chef
    sewer = designer
    anorexic man = manorexic
    eyeliner for man = guyliner
    male nanny = manny
    male bimbo = himbo or bimbro


    male botox = boytox


    Am I forgetting any? They are just so DAMN cute I can hardly contain myself!

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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/16/09

    @Samanthrax: male whore = stud
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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    01/16/09

    @Samanthrax: Murse... manpris... in rare cases, the mangagement ring (but think I'm the only one who uses that).
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    01/16/09

    @Samanthrax: Well-dressed man = metrosexual, but that's not really a man-derived name. But hey, it does imply sexuality and is reserved for men who are interested in fashion, LIKE A LADY. Maybe that's a stretch?
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    01/16/09

    In reply to More Men Getting Botox, Or Rather, "Boytox"
    Why in god's green goodness wouldn't they call it "Brotox"?


    That's so much funnier.

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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    01/16/09

    @morninggloria: No joke, that is exactly what I came on this thread to say. Boo. You beat me to it by two hours!
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    01/16/09

    In reply to More Men Getting Botox, Or Rather, "Boytox"
    Mr. Badmutha would pass the fuck out if someone came at his eyes with a needle like that.
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    01/17/09

    @badmutha: Hey, glad I'm not the only one, last time i got a TB booster shot, I go in everything is going fine and then the next thing i know the nurse and my mom are standing in the room laughing at me because the 6'3" 200# high school guy had just passed out getting a shot.
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    Image of PacoHertez PacoHertez
    01/16/09

    In reply to More Men Getting Botox, Or Rather, "Boytox"
    Botox always reminds me of this.


    semi-nsfw.



    + Watch video
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    Image of PacoHertez PacoHertez
    01/16/09

    @PacoHertez:


    maybe I shouldnt have posted that, I'll go hide in a corner.

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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    01/16/09

    @PacoHertez: No! I was amused!
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    Image of Penny Penny
    01/16/09

    In reply to More Men Getting Botox, Or Rather, "Boytox"
    Pft, everyone knows crow's feet make men look smart and distinguished, and women look mean and OLD.
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    Image of special_boots special_boots
    01/16/09

    In reply to More Men Getting Botox, Or Rather, "Boytox"
    Boytox, murse, guyliner.


    Does everything dudes do require a special name? I can see this going bad places.

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    Image of cupcakefauxpaws cupcakefauxpaws
    01/16/09

    @special_boots: There should be laws against words like manopause.


    My neck will age first. Can you shoot the stuff into your neck or do you just go under the knife to have your turkey de-waddled?

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    Image of Penny Penny
    01/16/09

    @special_boots: This was my first thought, is that really necessary? It's just dumb.
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    Image of baraqiel baraqiel
    01/16/09

    @special_boots: Like bromance? We tend to call that "friendship", guys.


    It seems so strongly that it's trying to remove the negative associations that these things would have for a woman. Well, if you wear eyeliner and get botoxed, then you're a narcissist. But if you wear guyliner and get boytoxed, then you're...what? An instant nominee for season 2 of Tool Academy?

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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/16/09

    @special_boots: Fella-lopian tubes?
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    Image of misspell misspell
    01/16/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): Zing! And what are those - the tubes that take the beer from the top of the helmet to their mouths?
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    Image of Mireille is German for the Bart, the. Mireille is German for the Bart, the.
    01/17/09

    @special_boots: Next they'll all be going to the guynecologist.
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    Image of Kali Mama Kali Mama
    01/17/09

    @MireilleCO: Where they can read dick-lit.
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    Image of AuntPenny AuntPenny
    01/17/09

    @special_boots: If my husband decided he needed it, it would be "goytox."


    @everfade: Nah, it looks weird, actually. Speaking of groceries, I saw a woman at the Citarella--um, I don't usually do my grocery shopping there, I swear--who had obviously had Botox, and not a lot of it, and though she was very pretty, she looked like a wax figure, and it was super-creepy.

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    Image of deitybox deitybox
    12/30/08

    In reply to Human Placenta Injections Are So Hot Right Now
    I'm going to refrain from telling my placenta bowl story again. Once a month is my limit. Curious 'bels can inquire within.
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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    12/30/08

    In reply to Human Placenta Injections Are So Hot Right Now
    Because what you need is to pump yourself with random un-quantified amounts of hormones...NOT!
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/30/08

    In reply to Human Placenta Injections Are So Hot Right Now
    New rule: if your place of business is in the habit of giving injecting people with anything you are not a spa. Spas should only have happy things going on. No waxings, pluckings, tweezings, burnings, evil facials that involve extractions, etc. You can do that somewhere else. At a spa, I want my comfy robe and the strong hands of a woman named Hilde.
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