Pro-Choice People Dream of a World Where All Babies Are Aborted, Says Ridiculous Governor

Just as zombies crave the delicious chewy flesh of the human brain, so too do pro-abortion rights people crave nothing more than to abort the shit out of every pregnancy. We're like hormonal teenagers. We'll abort anything that walks. All day we dream about abortion. At least, according to Mississippi Governor and… »4/25/12 3:40pm4/25/12 3:40pm

Defeated Personhood Advocates Vow To Continue Their Idiotic Fight

Yesterday, Mississippi voters sent Initiative 26— the so-called "Personhood" Amendment— shrieking off into the night like a vanquished horror movie antagonist. Even though 58% of voters in the reddest of red states rejected the extreme abortion ban, advocates of calling zygotes people are undaunted and insist that… »11/09/11 11:30am11/09/11 11:30am

10 Things Besides Zygotes That Should Also Be Declared 'Persons'

Today, Mississippi's voters weigh in on Initiative 26, the "Personhood" Amendment. If enacted, it will declare that a zygote is a "person" from the moment of fertilization and that all forms of abortion are illegal. In addition, some birth control and IVF practices will be outlawed. As unfathomably dimwitted as it… »11/08/11 11:30am11/08/11 11:30am

Both Candidates For Mississippi Governor Think Zygotes Are Totally People

It's great to live in America, a place where our two-party system allows you to align yourself politically with someone who sort of agrees with you a lot of the time, and then voting them into office where they'll hopefully make decisions and laws that reflect what you believe is best for the country. If you live in… »10/24/11 7:10pm10/24/11 7:10pm

Child Of Rape Victim Is Now A Charming Anti-Choice Personhood Fanatic

On November 8, Mississippians will vote on Initiative 26, an amendment to their state's constitution declares that life begins at the moment of conception. If enacted, the measure will effectively outlaw all abortion, IVF, embryonic stem cell research, and many forms of birth control. The driving force behind this and… »10/21/11 5:15pm10/21/11 5:15pm

How Anti Choice Groups Are Trying to Eliminate Abortion Without Making it Illegal

Last week's Congressional passage of the Let Women Die ("Protect Life") Act capped off a year characterized by a dismayingly high number of abortion restricting bills, and there's no end to the fuckery in sight. Since Roe v. Wade has withstood decades of legal challenges, the next wave of abortion restricting laws… »10/17/11 11:30am10/17/11 11:30am