Tales from the Crypt of Bed Bugs You Probably Have in Your Mattress

Remember the horrible bed bug invasion that was going to plunge New York into the Age of the Insect, when all Gothamites would have to feed their mattresses to the insatiable Bed Bug Queen living in the subway tunnels? It was going to be terrible, and then, magically, bed bugs vanished from the news...until now.
Bed Bug Captured At Fashion Institute Of Technology
"Yesterday, an insect — suspected of being a bed bug" was found in a classroom at the Fashion Institute of Technology. The bug was captured and no others were found — but just to be safe, everyone should probably panic.
