@Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Did it work? Should I try with mine? I think Jezebel needs to hide these pictures until you click over the actual page. Some of us don't want to procreate and than I see this... #tamanramainternationalschool
That noise right there? That's my ovaries banging frantically on my IUD in the hopes it'll just slip out, followed in about nine months by one of these. #tamanramainternationalschool
@Ipomoea: I think many mothers would empathize with the desire for all children to be born at age four, but I feel like it'd be hard on the ol' internal organs. #tamanramainternationalschool
@TheUptightMidwesterner: When I went trick or treating with my nephews a couple years ago, we crossed paths with a little girl who was a scary ballerina princess. Pretty lacy dress, tiara, and a horrendous mask/wig. It was awesome. Judging from her size, I would say she was around 4. Her mom said she came up with the idea and picked the costume out on her own.
Uh...I dunno how much MORE anxiety I could have had as a knocked-up teenager with an abusive boyfriend and a mother who hadn't yet realized her own potential, but my newborn baby was 8 lbs. even, dude. Healthier than a horse. Just saying.
WHERE'S MY FUCKEN WAFFLE ROBOT, DAMN IT?! #breakfast
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*punches ovaries into silence* #tamanramainternationalschool
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Well, it just would have made my week. #tamanramainternationalschool
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Forget the candy, she made my night. #tamanramainternationalschool
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CSI: Eternia? A very special ep, The Death of Skeletor by Ballerina Princess of Power!
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WHERE'S MY FUCKEN WAFFLE ROBOT, DAMN IT?! #breakfast
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